Austerity in the Caliphate

danothy

Generali wrote: »

free ... Snickers bars

That's my favourite chocolate bar, and now you tell me that these turd-bags were giving them out for free? I'm gonna go flip a table.

ruggedtoast

Generali wrote: »

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/8525438a8ca94624934a8020f445ff41/faces-budget-crunch-killing-perks-and-slashing-salaries



It's an interesting piece. Very interesting to compare now with the earlier article I posted.

Apparently they have stopped the final salary pension scheme to new entrants too, and increased current employee contributions by 2%.

Its dark financial days for suicidal death cultists.

michaels

ruggedtoast wrote: »

Apparently they have stopped the final salary pension scheme to new entrants too, and increased current employee contributions by 2%.

Its dark financial days for suicidal death cultists.

Presumably you get an unlimited DB pension but no death in service benefits....

CLAPTON

michaels wrote: »

Presumably you get an unlimited DB pension but no death in service benefits....

I thought you got 70 virgins : are they being cut as well?

wymondham

Even bandits have to suffer austerity ... sweet!

michaels

CLAPTON wrote: »

I thought you got 70 virgins : are they being cut as well?

Not sure you can get away with jokes like that in the PC times....

ging84

danothy wrote: »

That's my favourite chocolate bar, and now you tell me that these turd-bags were giving them out for free? I'm gonna go flip a table.

Me too
there is literally nothing i won't do after 2 redbulls and a snickers

mayonnaise

CLAPTON wrote: »

I thought you got 70 virgins : are they being cut as well?

70 virgins would already be a cut as the tariff used to be 72.

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins

padington

CLAPTON wrote: »

I thought you got 70 virgins : are they being cut as well?

Cut it out