2016 best sob story

No sob story, I need to win this because i have straight friend who wants to make me walk! I should if she gets her way die soon. She hates men! She will make me march hard. HAY i am all for Equality but sometimes chains and whips hurt!!!! Perhaps this will help? ~~~~~~~~~~~ feel sorry for the men?
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  • strawberri_shortcake
    strawberri_shortcake Posts: 346 Forumite
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    edited 2 January 2016 at 9:46AM
    To win some make-up

    To get fit lose weight I've got my sister visiting soon with her husband and there 2 girls that I've not met not seen my sister for 14 yrs so want to look my best as I've not looked after my self as suffer with ptsd I felt like giving up but got a goal to focus on now and can't wait to see them last yr wasn't a great yr as thought I was gonna lose my partner as he had brain surgery but we got through it hoping 2016 is our yr
    Why do mice have such small balls?
    Because so few of them can dance.
  • Chyna-s
    Chyna-s Posts: 3,105 Forumite
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    This is ridiculous - a 'who would you share with' FB comp:

    I would have to share with my mum who is no longer with us, she loves the little almond flavour biscuits, we would have a laugh and say "Amaretti for Betty"
    Thank you all who post.
  • Winds me up when it says to win post the word X and then.a sob story follows
    Started comping 7/12/15
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  • Rocky27
    Rocky27 Posts: 158 Forumite
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    This thread has potential.

    *gets popcorn ready*
  • BlueBella
    BlueBella Posts: 10,374 Forumite
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    Rocky27 wrote: »
    This thread has potential.

    *gets popcorn ready*

    I bet if someone put together a book of 'The Greatest Sob Stories By Competition Entrants', it would become a best seller! :rotfl:
    :TA big thanks to all who post and sprinkling lucky dust to all who enter :smileyhea
  • On a par are those emoticon-ridden begging "hope it's me" replies. The one with the longest on every status has now added a huge Homer Simpson picture as well!
    Why do mice have such small balls?
    Because so few of them can dance.
  • serenity2012
    serenity2012 Posts: 2,175 Forumite
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    There's already a really active thread covering a lot of this here:

    https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/5377917

    funniest thread on the forums
    August-September 2017: Lots of stuff :)
    :beer::beer::)
  • To win some bird seed

    Robin my fav bird always think of my beloved Daughter and Husband when i see one when i went to see where my husband was going to be beried with my sister the grave was dug and my sister Elizabeth said look there was a robing chirping by his grave then jumped down into the grave came up chirping looking to us both as much to say Peter Happy i came away feeling Happier too love robins xxxxx
    Why do mice have such small balls?
    Because so few of them can dance.
  • To win some bird seed

    Robin my fav bird always think of my beloved Daughter and Husband when i see one when i went to see where my husband was going to be beried with my sister the grave was dug and my sister Elizabeth said look there was a robing chirping by his grave then jumped down into the grave came up chirping looking to us both as much to say Peter Happy i came away feeling Happier too love robins xxxxx

    Presumably hoping to gain further sympathy by showing they have suffered both spelling and punctuation-ectomies! :rotfl:
    Living with Lupus is like juggling with butterflies
  • I recently won one of these :D it was a tell us who deserves to win. I dominated my sister as she broke her hip recently, when I won they were surprised I wanted the prize sent directly to her, so not sure if they even read and just randomly select anyway. have to say I don't often comment much on these but knew my sister wanted the prize.
    but I am a walking sob story so sometimes have to hold back when people comment lol
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