WD40 or UB40?

Legacy_user

WD40 or UB40 - which one represents the best investment? Does one produce squeeks and the other cure them, like pasta mixing with antipasta?

Cornucopia

I'm not sure that if I had a rat "in me kitchen" that WD40 would be of any use whatsoever.

I think you'll find it's "antipasti". So the question ought properly to be: Is antipasti effective in the removal of pasties?

In terms of food culture, the answer is broadly yes, but other people's opinions may vary.

System

Lol wd40 can't cure the squeeks of rats in me kitchen!

And lol, if it makes contact with your pastie itll disappear in a bright flash of light!

I think antiatoms above antihtdrogen wouldn't be the same, because forces that attract would repel and vice versa, the antimatter in this universe is probably just thinly dispersed. And I believe it could've travelled faster than the speed of light, anything sort of can because as you approach it time slows down for you and distances shorten, so you could cover many light years in seconds of your time, but to an outside observer it'd look like you disappeared and reappeared somewhere else

Cornucopia

That's definitely what happens to pasties in my house - I think you could be on to something.