*Change of plan - and maybe some good news!*

immoral_angeluk

Snaggles wrote: »

There was a young girl called IA
Who liked to play bass every day
She's great at the plucking
But when no-one is looking
She slaps it in her own unique way.

LMAO that's brilliant.... :T :T :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Bunnyinthelights

There once was a girl called Tigtag,
Who's boobs I fear wouldnt sag,
like blown up balloons
that fit in teaspoons
You'd never guess she was in drag!

Bunnyinthelights

sorry, not great, but the best my tired brain could think of
x

tigtag02

In a day of the life of tigtag
You will find her fighting the flab
But she gets in a flap
And is in fact quite crap
So she comes here for a chinwag

Snaggles

This is a joint effort:

There once was a lady called Bunny
She got up to something quite funny
In a field she got stuck
And got covered in muck
And it cost her a whole lot of money.

(I'll let the co-writer come forward only if she wants to!!) :rotfl:

tigtag02

Our Canadian mate we call Bunny
Is just so tremendously funny
We all laugh out loud
Of her jokes, she's so proud
And also a bloody good mummy

Bunnyinthelights

OMG!!!!
LOL!!!!
*blushes*

Snaggles

Another joint effort:

There was a young girl called Tigtag
Who had a particularly large bag
It was such a weight
That she couldn't walk straight
And always staggered in a zigzag.

Bunnyinthelights

There once was a man named Len,
Who would flirt with all chicks, even hens.
He would add to harem,
And try not to scare em
I wish I was his Barbie to Ken

tigtag02

An Ode to the Fabulous Snaggs
Who we KNOW doesn't need a new bag
She has adorable babies
And is a very posh lady
And a master when there's bargins to grab