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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:barnaby-bear wrote: »I did think of one for Lenny though:
What's the worst thing one submariner can say to another after being at sea for 3 months.... "When you think about it there's no biological difference between the inside of a woman's mouth and a man's" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Let me guess....they're both full of s.........
Edit.... oh you meant man's mouth......Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
Que sera, sera.
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Oh dear, my friend/neighbour is coming round at 11am for coffee and gossip...
Really must go and make the house look presentable. Funny thing is, it looked fine when I went to bed, but I think gremlins have sneaked in during the night."I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250 -
I have the same gremlins snags!Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
Que sera, sera.
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Ahhh, well you see, it is written in the ancient scriptures that men who go by a 3 letter name beginning 'St' shall be the messiest creatures on earth and shall go forth and spread grime and destruction to your newly cleaned work surfaces and bathrooms."I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough.":smileyhea97800072589250
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Ok that means my dh shall henceforth be known as Mar (he's actually Martin Lewis - not THE M L obviously but how cool am I
) and I have ds's bestowed with the titles Kar, Rus and Jam!! OMG hope nobody knows me I'm giving away much info :eek: !! I stopped smoking 25th June 2007STILL Never complacent but confidentMy debt is GOING DOWN!!!!0 -
Ste, Ash, KK (I know I know only 2 letters!) and Lew.Ahhh, well you see, it is written in the ancient scriptures that men who go by a 3 letter name beginning 'St' shall be the messiest creatures on earth and shall go forth and spread grime and destruction to your newly cleaned work surfaces and bathrooms.
Heathens hell bent on mindless destruction!Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
Que sera, sera.
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"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
immoral_angeluk wrote: »:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Let me guess....they're both full of s.........
Edit.... oh you meant man's mouth......
Some people's mouths are full of that too. And they insist on sharing their "wisdom"..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
And how do you know this?
I somehow got a catalogue in the post the other week - I was shocked :eek:
PM me your address and I'll forward it to you
Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:Loves being a Wonderbra friend :kisses3:
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