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Sunshinemummy

purpledonkey wrote: »

I am that person

If I was a teenage mother.... you could be my daughter!!

Borrow off Facebook

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, ! 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'F..k it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic 75 pound fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T You shut the f..k up??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part.... :
'Only when he's drunk.'

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Snap-ant

nerfdad

henlans wrote: »

So nerfy boi!! are you playing with m0rrisons m@tch and m0re..

Not for much and more:D

spud01

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Anyone who hasn't logged in since yesterday and sees the number of pages is gonna think that they've missed the mother of all glitches

I think most of us have and we still don't know what we missed.

Dippydoo

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

A couple of years ago I was ppr'd from the Elite for being a bit angry and biting when baited..



However, at the age of 47 I hope I have now grown up a bit and can laugh at so many people getting so excited and/or upset about glitches and saving a few quid, mainly in Asda.

Can we start a big long list of any like minded people who don't give a monkeys? If I find a glitch I will post it. If I think I may have found a glitch I might mention it, however, I might tell like minded people first who will test it almost immediately so that I know that it is working. EVERY SINGLE TIME I find a glitch it will eventually be posted for the Elite to take advantage..

Does it make me the bad guy that I am a member of another group who help me test potential glitches or a good guy that I find glitches and either me or one of my buddies tells you guys about it?

You decide..

100% right why post something your'e not sure works
you and deedee test glitches work so everyone knows both your glitches wont let us down
thankyou both of you nerfypoos glitches well an umbrella in a puddle works better :rotfl:

Dippydoo

henlans wrote: »

So nerfy boi!! are you playing with m0rrisons m@tch and m0re..

nope hes still playing with his duplo :rotfl:

davemorton

Snap-ant wrote: »

Whats brown and sticky?
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A stick.

purpledonkey

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

A couple of years ago I was ppr'd from the Elite for being a bit angry and biting when baited..



However, at the age of 47 I hope I have now grown up a bit and can laugh at so many people getting so excited and/or upset about glitches and saving a few quid, mainly in Asda.

Can we start a big long list of any like minded people who don't give a monkeys? If I find a glitch I will post it. If I think I may have found a glitch I might mention it, however, I might tell like minded people first who will test it almost immediately so that I know that it is working. EVERY SINGLE TIME I find a glitch it will eventually be posted for the Elite to take advantage..

Does it make me the bad guy that I am a member of another group who help me test potential glitches or a good guy that I find glitches and either me or one of my buddies tells you guys about it?

You decide..

You mean after it ends?
(before you slap me, just kidding - couldn't resist!)

nerfdad

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

A couple of years ago I was ppr'd from the Elite for being a bit angry and biting when baited..



However, at the age of 47 I hope I have now grown up a bit and can laugh at so many people getting so excited and/or upset about glitches and saving a few quid, mainly in Asda.

Can we start a big long list of any like minded people who don't give a monkeys? If I find a glitch I will post it. If I think I may have found a glitch I might mention it, however, I might tell like minded people first who will test it almost immediately so that I know that it is working. EVERY SINGLE TIME I find a glitch it will eventually be posted for the Elite to take advantage..

Does it make me the bad guy that I am a member of another group who help me test potential glitches or a good guy that I find glitches and either me or one of my buddies tells you guys about it?

You decide..

I think your lazy getting others to test your glitches :D:D

wendyak

cjj wrote: »

Anyone please ? xx

never, we live in a hard water area and need at least one whole one