how much can I borrow?

LittleYoda

Strewth!!!

I'm putting those Cemap books down - and i'm getting into the fast food business!!!!

Hats off to you on that one.

Living at home with £70K a year net profit. Onto a winner there me thinks!!!!

Whilst our waistlines get bigger, your bank account swells.

Retiring in 10 years then??!!

The Costa Del Kebab beckons!!

Brilliant!!!

MortgageMamma

Yep I agree, I'm packing in my life as an overworked and underpaid mortgage broker and getting into fast food. usually its fast food getting into me but its time for a change.

southernscouser

debtpimp wrote: »

nothing gives me more pleasure than letting people eat my spicy meat kebabs

Oh c'mon. We all know there's hardly any meat in a kebab! :rotfl:

debtpimp

My kebabs are the best Manchester can offer, I will have you know. My special sauce has been in my family for 2 generations and my Jamaican/Greek ancestory makes for a very lively chilli sauce!!

Anyway, I dont want to be clogging the forum up with my kebab business, I will let you know how I get on with my new friend UKremortgageBroker.

southernscouser

debtpimp wrote: »

My kebabs are the best Manchester can offer, I will have you know. My special sauce has been in my family for 2 generations and my Jamaican/Greek ancestory makes for a very lively chilli sauce!!

Anyway, I dont want to be clogging the forum up with my kebab business, I will let you know how I get on with my new friend UKremortgageBroker.

I'm not sure I want to know about your special sauce.

MortgageMamma

debtpimp wrote: »

My kebabs are the best Manchester can offer, I will have you know. My special sauce has been in my family for 2 generations and my Jamaican/Greek ancestory makes for a very lively chilli sauce!!

Anyway, I dont want to be clogging the forum up with my kebab business, I will let you know how I get on with my new friend UKremortgageBroker.

Your not the new owner of foodfair are you? I used to live in Manchester and often drive back their for a foodfair kebab.

tr3mor

debtpimp wrote: »

My kebabs are the best Manchester can offer, I will have you know. My special sauce has been in my family for 2 generations and my Jamaican/Greek ancestory makes for a very lively chilli sauce!!

Let us know where your kebab shop is. I'm fed up of Abdul's. :T

homer_j_3

debtpimp wrote: »

Anyway, I dont want to be clogging the forum up with my kebab business, I will let you know how I get on with my new friend UKremortgageBroker.

Whilst the light hearted element to this post is something that I have found quite humourous, I would like to just ensure that you know that you are potentially going to be doing business with a broker who has been barred from this forum and has demonstrated over numerous posts that their knowledge is not in the upto date mortgage market.

When you deal with someone who does not deal with mortgages on a day to day basis and will charge you a fee for arranging your mortgage. I would stress that your mortgage requirements are not unusual and that you can get the advice for free. It is likely he will pass your mortgage onto one of his "new advisers" that are fresh from his broker training courses!

Whilst he may have someone experienced to arrange the mortgage for you,just be careful and whilst it seems you approached him, I have found some of his posts fairly inaccurate and just a tool to promote his own websites. Isnt that right JoeK!

herbiesjp

homer_j wrote: »

Whilst the light hearted element to this post is something that I have found quite humourous, I would like to just ensure that you know that you are potentially going to be doing business with a broker who has been barred from this forum and has demonstrated over numerous posts that their knowledge is not in the upto date mortgage market.

When you deal with someone who does not deal with mortgages on a day to day basis and will charge you a fee for arranging your mortgage. I would stress that your mortgage requirements are not unusual and that you can get the advice for free. It is likely he will pass your mortgage onto one of his "new advisers" that are fresh from his broker training courses!

Whilst he may have someone experienced to arrange the mortgage for you,just be careful and whilst it seems you approached him, I have found some of his posts fairly inaccurate and just a tool to promote his own websites. Isnt that right JoeK!

Me thinks I have been missing out on events on the mortgage board while I have been away!

MortgageMamma

have you been on hols stef?