Pluto vs Greece

Generali

http://polemics-pains.blogspot.in/2015/07/the-pluto-crisis.html

The Pluto crisis timeline -

Pluto only accepted into Solar System after Goldman Sachs made it look bigger than it is.

"The solar system is 'irreversible'", says Sun.

Pluto to hold referendum on accepting gravitational pull of Solar System in exchange for sunlight.

UK's opposition MP Dianne Abbott signs letter of solidarity with Pluto in its fight to break free from laws of physics.

Pluto to temporarily #plexit the Solar System if it doesn't follow path of other planets.

Asteroid belt divides planetary attitudes towards Pluto.

#Plexit is not an option

Jupiter blames Plutocrats for astronomical breakdown in trust.

Alpha Centauri puts pressure on Solar System to come to an agreement over Pluto. Worried about destabilising Milky Way.

"I’m not going to tell you. It’s somewhere on this moon." Pluto on existence of a new plan to stay in the solar system without accepting gravitational pull.

Jupiter and Pluto locked in precession until agreement is met. Gravity of situation not to be underestimated.

Sun proposes plan for all planets to lend mass to Pluto until it can grow by itself.

Pluto's newly discovered water to be privatised under new plan in exchange for another eon of continued sunlight.

#ThisIsAnEclipse starts to trend.

"I shall wear the astronomers' loathing with pride" Pluto.

Gallifrey informed it will also contribute mass to Pluto even though it's within the constellation of Kasterborous.

Ambrose Evans Pritchard: "Pluto reinsertion poisons solar system as backlash mounts against planetary servitude"

"An imperfect solar union" says asteroid.

"Ill conceived from the start. How can you have one central sun for such vastly different planets?" -Nobel prize winning astronomer.

Generali

I don't think this is true but I really, really wish it was:

http://meansquarederrors.blogspot.in/2015/07/spokesman-greece-to-go-extra-mile-to.html

Spokesman: Greece to Go the Extra Mile to Appease Creditors


Athens, Greece -- A government spokesman today revealed that the Greek government would honor the Troika's demand that it transfer ownership of specified airports, ports, and other public assets to an independent privatization fund. Moreover, as a gesture of good faith, the government plans to transfer certain additional assets not specifically identified in the Troika's proposal, notably a two-year old Palomino mare which had previously been the property of the daughter of an unidentified government minister.

"We offer this as a first step toward repairing relations between the government and our partners in the EU," the spokesman explained. "Greece is committed to delivering on all of its commitments to the international community. And a pony."

michaels

Would that be a Trojan horse?