The Elite:The Good, The Bad and the Glitchy

bubbs

buzz lightyear pj's £3.99 @ Argos
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/buzz-lightyear-pj-s-3-99-argos-2245029

bubbs

Night all :wave:

Shortfatscotsbloke

nan26 wrote: »

Please can you tell me if above deod is mens or is womens working as well Thanks

I got the mens deo nan26 and they compared fine based on the msm comparison. I'm afraid if you want the ladies deo you are going to have to try it and take a risk. Let us all know how you get on..

SFSB xx

vouchercrazy

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Went to a local pub for tea....dinner for the southern softies:D

It was a local Groupon deal. Two fish and chip meals for £9.60 in total with a little bit back on TCB.

It was quite busy with people eating various dishes around us. The waitress brought our meals over and in quite a loud voice said "two Groupon Fish and Chips"

Was it wrong to feel slightly embarrassed:o:rotfl:

Oh my giddy aunt , how in gods name that
a) the fish has no scraps
b) the chips are only few and far between and burned
c) no peas in the pea juice
and this is not a Lancashire chip shop lol
and what the hell is that gunk in the top left hand corner

Sunshinemummy

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

I got the mens deo nan26 and they compared fine based on the msm comparison. I'm afraid if you want the ladies deo you are going to have to try it and take a risk. Let us all know how you get on..

SFSB xx

Hope you don't mind.... but I am just having a virtual rub on your tummy! x

:D:D:D:D:D

Sunshinemummy

Borrowed from Facebook

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.
A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

m4rtin

1x Dr Pepper Bottle (2LT) £1.85 £1.00
Thing is they bought two diff bottles and multibuy of £1.70 taken off. Only one on APG, barcodes are 501567200690L & 544900004215L so assume one is a trigger? No idea if useful but, if so, enjoy folks :beer:

mhoc

yra wrote: »

you didn't pay attention...;):p

It was Saturday when I tried the jaffas n Morribobs and found them sadly lacking but it's always worth trying again on a Monday

Sunshinemummy

Another joke

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have s*x three times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun."
So they went back to her place and got comfortable.
After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate s*x together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have better s*x. But while I'm sleeping, hold my ba!!s in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand."
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better s*x than before.
Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the besht s*x yet. You'll have to......."
"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n ba!!s again. No problem hun."
Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer ba!!s in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I slept with a scouser, the !!!!! stole ma wallet."

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

mhoc

tweets wrote: »

mhoc how do you find out if you are on a campaign please ?
I open my bzz up and its altered and I cant find any campaign page I couldn't last week when I looked

I had an email invite but I actually only looked at the buzz page because I am subscribed to the mse buzz thread - is it on the freebies thread? - so I saw this update before I saw my email
:j