Elite 11+ Part 75

David.

Where can I get brandy from at this time of night :eek:One of the ladies has thrown her Laura Ashley teddy bear at me because we are all out :eek:

Will serenade her and hope she calms down :eek:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CnTS39cL50

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

What me?

Keep up

Tinyshoes

David. wrote: »

and enjoy :kisses3:

:A

Going to have the biggest slice ever. No shapewear holding this gal in. :rotfl:

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

:A

Going to have the biggest slice ever. No shapewear could ever hold this gal in. :rotfl:

Good to know

braveheart60uk

David. wrote: »

I was just thinking how to word it without someone getting on their high horse and having a pop but

Why generally does the woman have the surgery to look younger are your eyes that bad you cant see your man is also ageing :rotfl:

I love my wife and we have been together since :eek: well a long time ago :rotfl: We have both changed together and whats wrong with that we are not 20 anymore and I would not want her disfiguring herself trying to be and I sure as hell am not going under the knife :eek:.
These people that are made in Harley St must constantly be thinking of the next modification they need :eek:
Why bother enjoy life and dont worry about the trivial things its a wrinkle/crows feet/not quite as perky as before/bit more padding/etc :rotfl:
Its you move on

Disclaimer blah blah blah

Totally agree, plus media put so much emphasis into looks, rather than people finding their life partner that they can share life with.

PS your wife is a lucky woman to have an insightful and funny partner.

David.

braveheart60uk wrote: »

Totally agree, plus media put so much emphasis into looks, rather than people finding their life partner that they can share life with.

PS your wife is a lucky woman to have an insightful and funny partner.

I tell her on a daily basis :rotfl:

gemmylou1984

would anyone on old check a receipt for me left in a trolley ;-)

4321 4491 1436 2387 3317

£1.81 on new!

thanks x

Tinyshoes

David. wrote: »

Keep up

You know me I get lost easily. :eek:

altojack

tbw wrote: »

I have been really daft ! I turned the cooker hotplates off and leaned over to turn the microwave off - and put my bloomin right hand lat on the just turned off hotplate !!! My language was fit for a navvy and I've just spent an hour or so in the local Minor Injuries unit having all my fingers and the palm of my hand dressed. And I've got to go back for re-dressing tomorrow and again on Monday. Then they reckon I will have a silicone dressing on for a whole week.

Got family visitors coming Monday and my hand is more or less out of action. Can't get the dressings wet so no showere tonight either. I am totally piddled off at my own stupidity.

omg hope you are going to be ok. Just goes to show though how easy it is to have a quick lapse and cause injury. Take it easy and let the visitors help out x

Bananababe

braveheart60uk wrote: »

Totally agree, plus media put so much emphasis into looks, rather than people finding their life partner that they can share life with.

PS your wife is a lucky woman to have an insightful and funny partner.

he's lucky to have her , good team x