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  • underperky
    underperky Posts: 5,217 Forumite
    TM did you hear anything about that blinking car chase today with

    the guns out the lot ...they past me 3 times on my way home

    from speed awareness course that they would not let me in for as

    i was 30 seconds late for it ...so thanks to the old !!!!! who

    couldnt or should i say wouldnt pull onto gilesgate bank to

    Durham ...i now have to re book the course...though the traffic

    was horrendous due to accidents else where..... and thanks to

    jobs worth who as i walked to the door of the seminar on speed

    course he came out of the room i was less than 20 feet

    from him and said sorry cut off time now YOU HAVE BEEN 10

    MINUTES LATE so mad at the lady and man booking into their

    hotel room on a room only bases and argued they had booked

    for breakfast that was 15 pounds each or only 10 for

    continental and he even went on to prattle on that the car

    parking charges :mad: but for him i would have been in time for

    my course and of course the dithery one on Gilesgate bank

    and now smile and take deep breaths:D
  • miss_corerupted
    miss_corerupted Posts: 3,486 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker Debt-free and Proud!
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  • Nannylala
    Nannylala Posts: 6,791 Forumite
    fairclaire wrote: »
    Well I hope nannys reading. She's been looking for an incentive to shell out on a new boiler ;):p

    I'm joking Nanny :o
    David. wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    She is a lady not like that trollop BB :rotfl:

    Young_Reporter.gif

    Good evening ;)just having a brief catchup before I bid you night night thank you David for defending my honor but I can be as good a trollop as the next Woman especially after just watching the last episode of Poldark;)Enjoy your evening Guys and Gals it's past Nannylala's bedtime do
  • Bananababe
    Bananababe Posts: 7,358 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    David. wrote: »
    Hey big dog :p you sober enough to post :rotfl:

    im working ! xx
  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    davemorton wrote: »
    Okay, tonight's conversation goes like this..................If you ate your tongue, would you be able to taste it?? hmmm..........

    Yes but not all sensations as your taste buds are in other areas of your mouth i.e. roof of the mouth, side of the cheeks and the upper oesophagus.

    Surely the pertinent question should be if you put super glue into a non stick pan, what would happen? or does poison get more or less deadly when it goes out of date? :D
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    Nanny :kisses2: ;)
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Car Insurance Carver!
    underperky wrote: »
    TM did you hear anything about that blinking car chase today with

    the guns out the lot ...they past me 3 times on my way home

    from speed awareness course that they would not let me in for as

    i was 30 seconds late for it ...so thanks to the old !!!!! who

    couldnt or should i say wouldnt pull onto gilesgate bank to

    Durham ...i now have to re book the course...though the traffic

    was horrendous due to accidents else where..... and thanks to

    jobs worth who as i walked to the door of the seminar on speed

    course he came out of the room i was less than 20 feet

    from him and said sorry cut off time now YOU HAVE BEEN 10

    MINUTES LATE so mad at the lady and man booking into their

    hotel room on a room only bases and argued they had booked

    for breakfast that was 15 pounds each or only 10 for

    continental and he even went on to prattle on that the car

    parking charges :mad: but for him i would have been in time for

    my course and of course the dithery one on Gilesgate bank

    and now smile and take deep breaths:D

    Best just drive a bit quicker to your next one ;)
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • carolwat
    carolwat Posts: 757 Forumite
    I know exactly where youre talking about. I see Gilesgate bank has never changed, still that awful bottle neck to get down. So which village are you from? :beer:
    underperky wrote: »
    TM did you hear anything about that blinking car chase today with

    the guns out the lot ...they past me 3 times on my way home

    from speed awareness course that they would not let me in for as

    i was 30 seconds late for it ...so thanks to the old !!!!! who

    couldnt or should i say wouldnt pull onto gilesgate bank to

    Durham ...i now have to re book the course...though the traffic

    was horrendous due to accidents else where..... and thanks to

    jobs worth who as i walked to the door of the seminar on speed

    course he came out of the room i was less than 20 feet

    from him and said sorry cut off time now YOU HAVE BEEN 10

    MINUTES LATE so mad at the lady and man booking into their

    hotel room on a room only bases and argued they had booked

    for breakfast that was 15 pounds each or only 10 for

    continental and he even went on to prattle on that the car

    parking charges :mad: but for him i would have been in time for

    my course and of course the dithery one on Gilesgate bank

    and now smile and take deep breaths:D
  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    TrulyMadly wrote: »
    But what happens when you press his hat?:think:

    His tie gets longer. :T
  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    David. wrote: »
    Hope shes quick then ;)

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    ;)

    Oh Jesus :eek:

    :p
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