Ecstatic Laughter In The Evenings

David.

ilovegreatdanes wrote: »

I must have been the devils right hand man in a past life ....
SSM!...I dont drink, I have enough problems already.dont need any alcohol to depress me, am clinging on with my bitten down fingernails as it is....

Go for a walk with your dog tomorrow
Get some peace and me time :cool:

TrulyMadly

fairclaire wrote: »

My other chickens just stand there giving the new ones evils all day :rotfl: it'll be fine when I put the new ones in....until bedtime. It seems to be frowned upon to go in the coop first if you're new If you're new and you go in before an established one you get uncerimoniously turfed out :rotfl: it can get a bit vicious looking but it how they sort things out. it can also be quite amusing to watch how petty they are

The first time I added new chickens I made the mistake of just putting them straight in :eek: OMG one of my ex-battery hens launched at them with a karate type 2 legged kick :rotfl: it's a learning curve

We borrowed a cockerel called Derek when we introduced some new ladies. He kept everything under control:T

purpledonkey

David. wrote: »

Out of interest have you read this
http://www.instructables.com/id/Train-yourself-to-be-ambidextrous/

No training needed :whistle:

miss_corerupted

We just got new chickens as well. White tails I think they are called. Takes up to over 100 now.

When they start laying the eggs are always a bit small they do get larger, at about 10 months we get a lot of double yolkers for a few weeks. Then drops down to the normal size you get in the shops.

Tinyshoes

David. some good patio tips here. :T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT5T5mBg2BU

TrulyMadly

David. wrote: »

I will need to sell a kidney :eek:

The truth is that we just hate spending money:rotfl:

fairclaire

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: one of mine kicks the others if they are sunbathing or dustbathing but they all got their own back on her today when all five were dustbathing in more or less the same spot and she was getting loads of soil, feet and feathers aimed at her :rotfl::rotfl:

They all totally calm down and behave when they have a cockerel in with them. I was very sorry to have to re-home mine but the noise :eek:

Sunshinemummy

ilovegreatdanes wrote: »

I must have been the devils right hand man in a past life ....
SSM!...I dont drink, I have enough problems already.dont need any alcohol to depress me, am clinging on with my bitten down fingernails as it is....

Chocolate?

Seriously you do need to take care of yourself, and realise what you can change and what you cannot. Remember live is imperfect, and kids and OH tend to disappoint us! That is why women are the stronger sex!

I could drop a lovely black lab off at your house.... you could feed her to the gypsies!

xxxxx

purpledonkey

Dotty if I weren't ambidextrous my arm would look like this after a good whipping... of cream (for baking you pervert )

David.

TrulyMadly wrote: »

The truth is that we just hate spending money:rotfl:

I agree totally Bit of a hindrance at times :rotfl: