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Florida woman stops alligator attack with a small Beretta pistol

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself ? A Beretta Jetfire testimonial ... Here is her story in her own words:
"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside of The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today ! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took ...
The 'gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection ! Plus the amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible."

Watch out for clever disgruntled women that carry guns.

Now I know why my DF left me that 'Bunny'

V x

Sarahdol75

fairclaire wrote: »

I've never seen them in mine! I wish I had, it'd have saved me acting like a silly teenager at a very inappropriate time :rotfl:

I can imagine, you trying not to laugh :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

pippo

Free chocs at Lidl:j
On their facebook page as they have 1 million likes.

'We've reached one million fans, and we're celebrating by giving you a Lidl gift this weekend! Click here to get yours (offer is limited). Thanks a million! http://woobox.com/o3m5vo'

Hope I haven't breached any rules posting this
Pip
x

Classy_Chick06

Muller multi not being picked up.. or has this always been the case?


0.37 x ASDA Carrots by Weight per kg£0.27£0.27
0.12 x ASDA Mushrooms by Weight per kg£0.32£0.32
0.26 x ASDA Onions by Weight per kg£0.19£0.20
0.26 x ASDA Red Onions by Weight per kg£0.19£0.22
1 x ASDA Shades Softest Ever White Bathroom Tissue - 2...£1.75£1.00
1 x ASDA British Iceberg Lettuce Loose£0.49£0.49
1 x ASDA Mixed Peppers (3)£0.99£0.99
1 x ASDA Salad Tomatoes (6)£0.69N/A
2 x Fairy Platinum Washing Up Liquid Original (383ml)£2.00£2.00
3 x Muller Light Fat Free Yogurt - Orange with Dark Ch...£2.04£1.86
1 x Muller Light Fat Free Yogurt - Banana & Custard (1...£0.68£0.68
3 x Muller Light Fat Free Yogurt - Vanilla (175g)£2.04£1.50
2 x Muller Light Fat Free Yogurt - Limited Edition (17...£1.36£1.00
1 x Whitworths Raisin & Chocolate Shot (25g)£0.40£0.40
1 x Whitworths Apricot & Seed Shot (25g)£0.40£0.40
1 x Whitworths Apricots (30g)£0.40£0.40
1 x Whitworths Prunes (30g)£0.40£0.40
1 x Whitworths Mango (25g)£0.40£0.40
1 x ASDA Whole Cucumber£0.49£0.49
1 x ASDA Broccoli (335g)£0.49£0.49
2 x ASDA Chosen by You Carver Ham (250g)£4.00£2.64

tweets

Good Afternoon

Hugs Tinyshoes hope you soon feel better (((X)))

Congratulations Strewth what a lovely name your grand daughter Isobel

Got a letter about kitchen looks like contractors have been sacked and council got new ones. Says not to worry kitchen still going ahead they finalising details in next few weeks and be in contact by 17th April telling me who will be delivering the work and when I can expect the work to be delivered.

All I say to that is and



Got a bus tale. Gets on bus coming home it was a couple minutes early I was :j:j Only went 2 stops and pulls over and driver rang for ambulance because lady wasn't well on front seat . They ended up taking her in ambulance but passengers ended up on next bus which came 35 minutes later. Hope lady was ok.

tigerwhite_2

Afternoon. Thanks Lou, I've also had a few boxes. :T

xxlouisexx56 wrote: »

My first glitch find! So happy people are getting some use out of it.

I possibly have about 6 years supply

fairclaire wrote: »

Energy drink anyone?
Read the description as well :rotfl::rotfl:

ETA it won't allow me to link straight to the product because the link has a banned word in :eek:

It's on the second from bottom row here

http://www.homebargains.co.uk/category/240-energy-sports-drinks.aspx

He he, funny FC

Uxendon wrote: »

Free Kettle Chips (150g) on CheckOutSmart until 23rd March at Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, Morrisons, Waitrose and Co-Op

If you buy in W, it's 2 for 1, for £2.19 so you could get 2 bags free

deb8z

There were only two choices of Carex and one of them didn't work,but OH isn't sure which one,he thinks it's the Carex with Silver.

I just asked him to check,the one with SILVER DOES NOT WORK.

tigerwhite_2

I know i should know this but if i cancel an A order for tomorrow, will it give me back my e vouchers or not (I'd rather not ring CS)?

nessiemonster

Thank you to the poster who mentioned Tesco home panels. Just received my 3-in-1 parka:j

emerald21

izzy65 wrote: »

Hi mrs Mac, that's my nearest town too, you would of being able to see our little boat , it's on the Loch, a meet would of been good:), hope your enjoying the fort beautiful scenery around there .

A couple of years ago I helped my friend sail his catamaran from Fort Augustas, down Loch Ness to Inverness Lovely views but oh I was cold. My face was the only thing exposed to the elements and it was tingling . You all didn t know I was a Sailor Susie

Good Afternoon everyone.