The Garden Fence - help and support in tough times

Nargleblast

Are your ears burning, Hester?

karcher

monnagran wrote: »

Only if the policemen provided them. I happen to know that Hester has decluttered her furlined manacles.

Well so long as she got her moneys worth , this is a money saving site after all :money:

monnagran

I can hear the forum monitors coming down the thread to put us on the naughty step.
I'm off to read an improving book.

Hard_Up_Hester

Blue lights? Or red lights and blue movies!!
I did ask the policeman if I could see his truncheon but he only had his extendable baton with him.
They did have handcuffs but they wouldn't let me play with them, spoilsports.
I had pink furry ones, rubber ones and black leather ones!
Also it's true about getting old, all the policemen looked young enough to be my grandchildren!
Oh I do wish I was a bit taller as I had to stand on a box to steer at one point!

Hard_Up_Hester

You can get rude books too Monna, not just rude movies!

Nargleblast

Do any of your work colleagues know this side of you, Hester?

Hard_Up_Hester

Some do, but not all of them, some of them are just too naïve and innocent, it would scare them!

Nargleblast

I am sure the awful truth will be revealed at your leaving party! Always best to go out with a bang......(and on that low note I leave the Garden Fence in your capable hands for the night, my bed is calling me.)

Knit_Witch

Nargleblast wrote: »

.......wonder if handcuffs were involved?

That was nearly red wine across the screen!

greenbee

Knit_Witch wrote: »

That was nearly red wine across the screen!

You should know by now not to drink while reading this thread...