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Comping joke for you all!

forever_skint

forever_skint Posts: 289 Forumite

9 February 2015 at 12:38AM in Compers chat corner

Came across this and thought I would share:

God said come forth and receive eternal life. John came fifth and won a toaster!

Story of my life

March prizes: 6 x Crufts tickets, tickets to Wham live! Heck naked sausages, DVD

:D:D

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sax11 Posts: 3,250 Forumite

9 February 2015 at 12:41AM

rather have the toaster

normal life sucks - sod the eternal

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