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TrulyMadly

aau1 wrote: »

I just had my exam results come through by text :eek:

One pass :j one nearly pass

I can live with that

Yaaaaaaa.......I knew I was waiting up for something:T:j:beer::j:beer::T

Sunshinemummy

aau1 wrote: »

I've never seen a single episode of.....

The Sopranos
The Wire
Breaking Bad (although I did get a loan of the box set this week)
Boardwalk Empire
and probably a load of others too

Me neither...

:o:o:o

zippydooda

aau1 wrote: »

I've never seen a single episode of.....

The Sopranos
The Wire
Breaking Bad (although I did get a loan of the box set this week)
Boardwalk Empire
and probably a load of others too

. ditto

Sunshinemummy

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I was trying to make the point that I am perfectly happy with my lot in life and that I don't feel the need to visit India. Or Australia.

I am very content. Full stop.

Was you tempted to show her the coupons/APG/PP you keep in your handbag?


:D:D:D:D:D

Sunshinemummy

aau1 wrote: »

I just had my exam results come through by text :eek:

One pass :j one nearly pass

I can live with that

That is great news aau.

You should be proud x

pk04

EMMAP wrote: »

Ah smashing

I'm addicted to red lippy me. You can take on the world with a bit of red lipstick :cool:

I think it might be my new favourite accessory I usually go for a nude-ish gloss so I was surprised with how much I loved it

EMMAP

Signing off for the night. Sweet dreams all x

And extra special well done aau

Sunshinemummy

I've been out for a meal tonight... 87 miles there, and another 87 back.... I have come to the conclusion I like eating! In the full journey, there must have been less the 20 miles where there was no road works!

And slight moan.... don't you just hate it when people you went to school with add you on FB and they have not degenerated at all! I think they should have a f off button!

Sunshinemummy

Something for the night shift!

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"

Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

purpledonkey

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I've been out for a meal tonight... 87 miles there, and another 87 back.... I have come to the conclusion I like eating! In the full journey, there must have been less the 20 miles where there was no road works!

And slight moan.... don't you just hate it when people you went to school with add you on FB and they have not degenerated at all! I think they should have a f off button!

Or they only send a request because your profile is private and they want a game of 'I haven't spoken to you in 15 years and I want to snoop to see if my life is better than yours'