Elite 2015#1

bubbs

Nannylala wrote: »

Had my lemsip so its night night from me enjoy your evening.

Night nanny hope you feel better tomorrow x

bubbs

cheer1eader wrote: »

tbh i'm not sure the landlord would let them as there is no emergency exit & i'm assuming that's why there is no gas in the flat either

Ahhhh probably didnt think of that

emerald21

fairclaire wrote: »

I'm here I've been home for a bit but only just got sat down. I arrived home to what can only be described as utter carnage :eek:......more about that later. Firstly there's something more pressing I have to get off my chest :cool:

I had an unexpected encounter with the lovely Barbie today :cool: she arrived early at DS2 before I'd left. I really do not know if that woman is just really, really crass or if she's a total female dog :cool:

Firstly she spent seriously far too long sucking half his face off....whilst I frantically looked around to see if there were any pins I could stick in my eyes :eek: bleurgh :rotfl:

Then she started telling him how he really should have come home with her for the holidays because she had such an amazing time. He replied to that that he had had an amazing time being at home too.
I sensed a little tension there :cool:.........

The penny dropped that she must have asked him to go with her and he'd said no. She sounded like she was still slightly peed off about it :whistle: she obviously took it out in us with anti-wrinkle cream and cod books :cool: :rotfl::rotfl: and I had given her the benefit of the doubt, thinking she was maybe just thoughtless.....:D :rotfl:

So then she made a sniffing noise and said to me 'what is that perfume you're wearing, it's very unusual' Feeling flattered.....I told her. Then being helpful I told her it was sometimes hard to come by but I often found it at Duty Free at the airport. To that she replied (say in an American accent ) [sarcastic laugh] 'Oh no sweetie, I don't want to buy some. I find perfume that smells of fruit makes me feel a little icky and boy is that fruity' :eek::eek:

My mouth smiled at her and said 'Well taste in perfume is the same as taste in anything else....diverse. Thank goodness we all don't share the same tastes' [sarcastc laugh]
My brain said......'So not only am I wrinkled but I smell like an icky fruit. Cheers you false boobed, hair flicking, baby snatching cougar' :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Cheeky mare :cool: And I insisted on kissing both her cheeks before I left. I hope she got a good whiff of ickiness !!

Your mouth smiled at her :rotfl: I wouldn t have kissed her

underperky

fairclaire wrote: »

I'm here I've been home for a bit but only just got sat down. I arrived home to what can only be described as utter carnage :eek:......more about that later. Firstly there's something more pressing I have to get off my chest :cool:

I had an unexpected encounter with the lovely Barbie today :cool: she arrived early at DS2 before I'd left. I really do not know if that woman is just really, really crass or if she's a total female dog :cool:

Firstly she spent seriously far too long sucking half his face off....whilst I frantically looked around to see if there were any pins I could stick in my eyes :eek: bleurgh :rotfl:

Then she started telling him how he really should have come home with her for the holidays because she had such an amazing time. He replied to that that he had had an amazing time being at home too.
I sensed a little tension there :cool:.........

The penny dropped that she must have asked him to go with her and he'd said no. She sounded like she was still slightly peed off about it :whistle: she obviously took it out in us with anti-wrinkle cream and cod books :cool: :rotfl::rotfl: and I had given her the benefit of the doubt, thinking she was maybe just thoughtless.....:D :rotfl:

So then she made a sniffing noise and said to me 'what is that perfume you're wearing, it's very unusual' Feeling flattered.....I told her. Then being helpful I told her it was sometimes hard to come by but I often found it at Duty Free at the airport. To that she replied (say in an American accent ) [sarcastic laugh] 'Oh no sweetie, I don't want to buy some. I find perfume that smells of fruit makes me feel a little icky and boy is that fruity' :eek::eek:

My mouth smiled at her and said 'Well taste in perfume is the same as taste in anything else....diverse. Thank goodness we all don't share the same tastes' [sarcastc laugh]
My brain said......'So not only am I wrinkled but I smell like an icky fruit. Cheers you false boobed, hair flicking, baby snatching cougar' :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Cheeky mare :cool: And I insisted on kissing both her cheeks before I left. I hope she got a good whiff of ickiness !!

I do love your manner to kill them with kindness


I am going to try and adopt that manner in 2015


I don't think I will succeed but going to give it a try

bubbs

fairclaire wrote: »

lol....funny you should ask. He's a wreck tonight as is everyone that was in here today :eek: :rotfl: I wasn't.

DS2 needed haircut and de-clawing for school tomorrow. I've said before what an utterly distressing experience it is for him in the holidays I just let him get hairy and grow claws. Both the haircut and the nails are a 2 man job which OH and I are used to and just about cope with.
I was late home because of traffic and OH decided him and his friend could cope with it. WRONG!! :eek:.........When I got in DS2 was camped out in his room with half a haircut and threatening anyone who came near his nails with death :eek::eek:

On top of that DD strap on her school bag had come unstitched. Despite us having more bags than a bag shop there was no suitable alternative that suited her and she apparently had a mega-strop that led to her having a melt down about no-one ever paying attention to her and DS2 getting all the attention and her getting none to be fair, she maybe does have a point and it's fair enough she feels that way sometimes but she can be a drama queen.

So I got in....late.... to the spoils of WW3 and OHs friend said....'How the hell do you cope with this?' (I've swapped hell for a word that begins with F ) :rotfl::rotfl: OH was just sat frozen on the sofa. He still hasn't said much

We got the haircut done and the nails. I still haven't had my dinner :eek:

.....well you asked

Oh i am sorry, i really dont know how you manage:o you really must be an :A

underperky

Thanks savvysal most appreciated

underperky

bubbs wrote: »

Oh i am sorry, i really dont know how you manage:o you really must be an :A

I know it isn't funny but your posts always make me smile Fairclaire

Tinyshoes

scamps1966 wrote: »

Evening peeps.

Now the the peace lynx is now scanning at £1.63, do you think if I took the 15 I bought at 81p, Ill get back £1.63 each?:D

Anyway, was around this time last year that some peeps found stuff that was cheap in the friday madness thing went to 1p? I'm sure it was DM that found earphones and then I went out and found loads more! Only it;s been a few weeks that T's have been heavily discounting electrical stuff, so I'm hoping it's around now the T's 'system' kicks in.

Just been thinking it's around this time Sainsbobs usually do their 90% off too. :cool:

I remember as one year got a call from Lala to tell me while me and Mr TS were staying at a hotel (Peel gold voucher deal). She caught me while I was changing after a swim. :eek::rotfl:

fairclaire

underperky wrote: »

I do love your kill them with kindness manner


and I am trying to adopt that manner so here is hoping


I succeed in 2015

You need to practise gritting your teeth I find clenching your buttocks at the same time helps :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

emerald21

David. wrote: »

Ride on train £30
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/avigo-6v-ride-steam-express-train-with-22pc-track-pink-29-96-instore-toysrus-2108767

Have you bought one for yourself ?