Elite go to Lapland In Time for christmas Eve

fairclaire

David. wrote: »

Well if the crown fits your highness

Well it does Am I queen of the awkward squad? :rotfl::rotfl: I'll delete :rotfl:

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Would that have been a plate full of meat.

No there were mushrooms and eggs and beans and tomatoes at the very least

davemorton

Ooo, just seen a now tv box on telly, I never knew (or had forgot) that they had ITV play on, may have to dust mine off. Couple of things I want to watch. Specially since XBNC (or whatever it is) is having a hissy fit at the moment.

David.

fairclaire wrote: »

Well it does Am I queen of the awkward squad? :rotfl::rotfl: I'll delete :rotfl:

No dont be pushing DMs nose out :rotfl:

nairny54

A Christmas Tradition


When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.


Not very many people know this.

fairclaire

David. wrote: »

No dont be pushing DMs nose out :rotfl:

oh and so you quote the sarky post I'm going to delete DOH

Tinyshoes

David. wrote: »

A few french wines :eek: give me a name not a country :eek:

Are you sure they are not good ones, the best/most expensive are usually the names I don't recognise. :rotfl:

So no fizz, port or whisky in yours.

David.

fairclaire wrote: »

oh and so you quote the sarky post I'm going to delete DOH

fairclaire wrote: »

Well it does Am I queen of the awkward squad? :rotfl::rotfl: I'll delete :rotfl:

This one whoops :rotfl:

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Are you sure they are not good ones, the best/most expensive are usually the names I don't recognise. :rotfl:

So no fizz, port or whisky in yours.

No they are French Wine :eek:
No just rose robbing gits I paid £3.40 a bottle and they send me old wine :eek:

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

I think they should just start doing mystery booze boxes, where you dont know what is in at all. I do love suprises.

They are still in stock, I must not, I really must not. :eek: I got asked today as had not packed last lot away if I was sure there was not anything else due to arrive.

I am sure they are trying to tempt us to order more with these oddities appearing.