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purpledonkey

davemorton wrote: »

You one of those pervy nudists that cooks and stuff in the buff??? How rude!!

:rotfl: Easier to cook naked being a female than a male... :whistle:

davemorton

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:!!!
Fifty shades of green, what are these people on?? :rotfl::rotfl:

Fifty Shades of Green: Adult only adventures

https://www.pitchup.com/news/article/2012/jul/12/fifty-shades-green-adult-only-adventures-pitchupco/

I think the truth is out now TS So naughty

davemorton

Anyway, all that excitement, best go read my book for half an hour, night all.

fairclaire

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I was beginning to think it wasn't the done thing FC , you should make it part of your manifesto.

Absolutely! Sleep naked....less clothes to wash

MKS wanted to know what Scots think of the Yes/No vote? I'm a scot living in exile and I desperately want a 'NO' vote

I grew up in the areas where people are bitter........pits closed, shipbuilding stopped, and yes they trialled the poll tax on you, and not forgetting the ultimate maggie haters :eek: That's in the past.....our future is better together

just my opinion of course

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

Only time? So do TS's balloons count as clothes?? Or is it that darn donkey outfit she wears??

I don't wear balloons. :eek:

I only pop them.

Tinyshoes

purpledonkey wrote: »

Evening :wave: cuppa?

If you are yes please.

vanilla_twist

davemorton wrote: »

TS, to help you find your next pitch when you move the caravan

http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/articles/view.asp?id=303

Not a very comprehensive list DM
V x

purpledonkey

Tea is served (the hot kind, not the food kind). Nighty night :wave:

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

TS, to help you find your next pitch when you move the caravan

http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/articles/view.asp?id=303

You seem very knowledgeable. :eek:

Sorry to disappoint you but my caravan is staying put.

purpledonkey

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I don't wear balloons. :eek:

I only pop them.

:eek: and that's why you may need to POAS