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Elite 11+ Where everyone is welcome :)

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  • MKS
    MKS Posts: 10,328 Forumite
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    Tinyshoes wrote: »
    I am informed I need to have a whoopsie. :eek:

    We have no bread left. ;)

    Catch you all later. :)

    TMi, Ts, TMI.:eek:
  • aau1
    aau1 Posts: 19,401 Forumite
    Claire1972 wrote: »
    Yes I would but I'm using my iPad

    I updated mine but restored to a backup (all wirelessly from the cloud)
    Apparently, everybody knows that the bird is [strike]the word[/strike] a moorhen
  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    Lots of traditional folklore and superstition for ginger-haired people (according to 'The Dictionary of English Folklore' ... probably applies to Scots as well:)):
    - they smell of foxes
    - their breath can curdle milk
    - they were conceived when their mother was menstruating

    It's not traditional, but an Irish judge in 2001 fined a ginger-haired man for disorderly conduct stating “I am a firm believer that hair colouring has an effect on temper - and your colouring suggests you have a temper.”:rotfl:

    Jelly I normally read your posts as if they are gospel…. but this one made me (yes SSM) shocked!

    Where on earth did you get this information from!

    PS Whatever you do folk, do NOT try this at home!
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  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    Not for me - I'm veggie:)
    I'm going to start by retrieving the stuff I've got stashed in various people's freezers, from glitches when I didn't have room in mine ... that will probably fill most of the new freezer, to be honest:rotfl:

    I was a veggie for 30 years…… but I am no more!

    :o:o:o:o:o
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  • yra
    yra Posts: 652 Forumite
  • MKS
    MKS Posts: 10,328 Forumite
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    bubbs wrote: »
    I just got an email titled, why be average when you can be the elite:D shame its about Penis enlargement:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Hope that you didn't pass it on to Mr Bubbs?:o
  • MKS
    MKS Posts: 10,328 Forumite
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    bubbs wrote: »
    i will ring in the morning

    :t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t:t
  • bubbs
    bubbs Posts: 67,822 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    MKS wrote: »
    Baby theme?

    Hello MKS:wave:
    Hope your ok?
    Where you been hiding?
    Sealed pot challenge number 003 £350 for 2015, 2016 £400 Actual£345, £400 for 2017 Actual £500:T:T £770 for 2018 £1295 for 2019:j:j spc number 22 £1,457Stopped Smoking 22/01/15:D:D::dance::dance:- 5 st 1 1/2lb :dance::dance:
  • Bananababe
    Bananababe Posts: 7,358 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    David. wrote: »
    Had to read that twice :rotfl:

    :eek::eek:

    That's very unfunny :(
  • MKS
    MKS Posts: 10,328 Forumite
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    David. wrote: »

    Not quite sure on that one.
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