Every Loquacious Idiosyncrasy Treated Equally - 11+ ELITE Thread

Mrs_stinkface

Mildred1970 wrote: »

Why have I got a willy?
Why haven't you got a willy?
Has nanny got a willy?
Has bampy got a willy?
Can we have a dog?
Why can't we have a dog?
Can we have a cat?
Why can't we have a cat?
Why must I brush my teeth?

And...

Why is that aeroplane on fire? :eek:

(programme equivalent of black box was on the tv when we were in Poland, didn't realise it was on until DS asked the question. Cue frantic scrambling to find remote control as aeroplane plunges out of the sky on fire :eek:This was a day or so before we were due to fly home, ever since he has been obsessed with fires on aeroplanes, not helped by the on board safety card having a picture of a man running away from a fire in the cabin, and the presence of fire engines when we exited the plane :eek:

Aghhhh nightmare!
Bless his heart.
It takes so little to get them on something.
I can see why a flaming aeroplane would scare the crap outta a 4 year old though :eek:

I get the why haven't you got a willy question all the time. It seems to completely baffle him that I don't have one. He asks me if I will get one soon ( shut up in the back row :D)
He announced just a few weeks ago to my 2 Swiss students that " I wasn't a boy - anymore! "
I nearly died :rotfl:

bubbs

Sal save your back when wombling;)
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/pick-up-tool-for-disabled-lazy-people-0-99-home-bargains-1937730

damo5134

Thanks FC and Bubbs and TM that's a great help.:)

wealthygirl

:hello: Good evening everyone.

Thanks for the new thread PD. Hope everyone is well.

I just go off and when I come back the thread has moved!! Also every time I come back to the thread I seem to be confronted with the new look.

I don't like it and I hope it goes back to normal soon.

Night everyone.

fairclaire

Mrs_stinkface wrote: »

Aghhhh nightmare!
Bless his heart.
It takes so little to get them on something.
I can see why a flaming aeroplane would scare the crap outta a 4 year old though :eek:

I get the why haven't you got a willy question all the time. It seems to completely baffle him that I don't have one. He asks me if I will get one soon ( shut up in the back row :D)
He announced just a few weeks ago to my 2 Swiss students that " I wasn't a boy - anymore! "
I nearly died :rotfl:

Have you not had the 'how do you pee then' question yet? :rotfl::rotfl:

In fact us parents would be a lot better off if they gave out the leaflets that DS2 has a pile of about 10 years earlier :cool: All those questions have pretty much dried up here.

......saying that, I'm not sure I prefer the observations they've been replaced with :eek: :rotfl:

miss_corerupted

DS had his school report today. It is excellent:)
I'm really chuffed. Seems to be doing well at everything

smug mammy

savvy_sal

bubbs wrote: »

Sal save your back when wombling;)
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/pick-up-tool-for-disabled-lazy-people-0-99-home-bargains-1937730

I must get one of those.I have to get a chair to get anything out of my top cupboard in my kitchen Couldn't believe how easy it was to pick up a womble at tosco yesterday and again today and I found another with points on.Mind you being little makes it easier to crawl under trolleys:D

davemorton

locarr wrote: »

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TrulyMadly wrote: »

I was sweating bullets

You can pack this milarky in young lady!!!
I have been looking for these since they went 1p, but have just kept seeing an empty place on the shelf. There was loads there just before they got reduced.
I wonder if they had just re-stocked, presuming this was our mutual store?

bubbs

savvy_sal wrote: »

I must get one of those.I have to get a chair to get anything out of my top cupboard in my kitchen Couldn't believe how easy it was to pick up a womble at tosco yesterday and again today and I found another with points on.Mind you being little makes it easier to crawl under trolleys:D

How are you getting money back then , just finding pps?

TrulyMadly

miss_corerupted wrote: »

DS had his school report today. It is excellent:)
I'm really chuffed. Seems to be doing well at everything

smug mammy

Great news:T

One proud mammy:T