An Enjoyable Look Into tweets and Poppy's Expeditions Thread (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

FloFlo

nerfdad wrote: »

I can't wait:eek::rotfl:

Let him watch Tracey Beaker then you'll get 'I'm leaving home!' my response to DD was 'You can take one bag, squish it all in cos you won't be allowed back in for anything you leave behind.'

fairclaire

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

How about "I hate you for ever and ever and ever", followed by a quick crying session and hugs saying "do you still love me mummy"

We take many memories from their childhood years, you especially, I just wish we could print copies of them every time because they slip away until something triggers them.

So true! DS1 and I were laughing this morning about when he said me aged about 7 'Mum why did need to go and have more children. Life could have been so happy without them' :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

lookinforabargain

TrulyMadly wrote: »

A much belated congratulations on your weight loss flab......will I still be able to call you flab?:o

I'd be most upset if you didn't :rotfl:

nerfdad

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Would you like an Indian head massage nerfy......it might relax you:)

Maybe a bit lower;):)

FloFlo wrote: »

Let him watch Tracey Beaker then you'll get 'I'm leaving home!' my response to DD was 'You can take one bag, squish it all in cos you won't be allowed back in for anything you leave behind.'

He's worn himself out:T:T
Not long now:cool:

Tinyshoes

David. wrote: »

Stubby you wanted a new phone didn't you
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/old-fashioned-80-s-retro-mobile-9-99-carphonewarehouse-upgrade-1907598

That one doesn't look very smart to me.

You know I only want one for the priority moments I am missing.

nerfdad

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tbw

FloFlo wrote: »

Let him watch Tracey Beaker then you'll get 'I'm leaving home!' my response to DD was 'You can take one bag, squish it all in cos you won't be allowed back in for anything you leave behind.'

When my boy threw a strop and packed some clothes and his Teddy bear ready to leave home I told him that if he hung on for 5 minutes I'd make him some sandwiches to eat on his wanders. I also suggested he take a roll of toilet paper with him for emergencies. By the time we'd had a long discussion on what fillings would keep best and I'd made a couple of sandwiches, he'd forgotten all about leaving and ate the sandwiches in front of the TV.

TrulyMadly

tweets wrote: »

Thanks to 10 ways

Swankyswans Women's Jasper Polka Dot School Bag £10.39

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0057HBL1I

Thanks tweets...that came at an opportune time:T perfect birthday present:T

nerfdad

tbw wrote: »

When my boy threw a strop and packed some clothes and his Teddy bear ready to leave home I told him that if he hung on for 5 minutes I'd make him some sandwiches to eat on his wanders. I also suggested he take a roll of toilet paper with him for emergencies. By the time we'd had a long discussion on what fillings would keep best and I'd made a couple of sandwiches, he'd forgotten all about leaving and ate the sandwiches in front of the TV.

:cool::rotfl::rotfl:

Nannylala

nerfdad wrote: »

It's all out war tonight:eek::eek:
Ds3 " I want mummy ":o:(
" I want crisps":o
" I want to sleep on the floor":eek:
" I want to get off the bed"
" I'm bored":rotfl: me 2:D:D

nerfdad wrote: »

Ds3 " I don't like you" to be honest I want to kill him:eek::o

nerfdad wrote: »

We are now on the floor:eek::eek:
With him saying " in really hungry":o:o
Well I'm really bored:o:eek:

Good evening nerfy what a time you are having tonight it is probably the heat and possibly being overtired that's making the little nerfy play up ;)hope its not too long before he as settles and Nannylala still thinks you are a lovely dad:A