Enjoy Locarr's interesting thread Elite

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

Oh, well can I be a forker then please?

I so cannot say what I am thinking.

davemorton

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Dare we urban dictionary it?:rotfl:

Its not in, I could always add you

elliemoo

Good evening all, it is certainly lively in here this evening.

Just catching up and having a glass of finest malbec and then bed for me.

Enjoy the rest of the nightshift.

TrulyMadly

David. wrote: »

Tears are rolling down my cheeks....where is bubbs when you need her.....I'll not sleep tonight:rotfl:

Savvybuyer

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Savvy no.....just unbelievably funny...well for us anyway:rotfl:

FC will be howling when she reads that:rotfl:

I do hope so; I did notice she hasn't thanked any of the posts though:o:o:o. (Maybe on the floor in total stitches though so not able to do so?:cool:)

She knows me by now though, and that was the intention - hopefully so funny!:rotfl::rotfl:

fairclaire

Savvybuyer wrote: »

:doh: :rotfl::rotfl:

Btw FC, how were the vaginal swabs?:eek::eek::o:eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:eek::eek::eek: OMG savvy I will forgive this because it's you. Even if I have just dribbled a bit laughing :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Your honesty is so familiar to me Im ok with it I won't go into detail but I'm ok.thanks for your concern......and the giggles, even if you just did increase my laundry for the week :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Soooooo funny. You are fab savvy

davemorton

vanilla_twist wrote: »

With all these beans being bought and tonights conversation it has reminded me I still want to have a go at Splodging. Looks such fun.
V x

Splodging
A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.
You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?
edit: HOW RUDE!!!

Tinyshoes

David. wrote: »

Has there been a glitch on booze :eek:

Well I missed it if there was. :eek:

vanilla_twist

Just remember guys, 50 shades of grey was based on a forum that was banned. The writer was an avid reader and had copied the forum pages.
Tonights conversation would not sound out of place on Sex and the City:eek::rotfl:
V x

TrulyMadly

Savvybuyer wrote: »

I do hope so; I did notice she hasn't thanked any of the posts though:o:o:o. (Maybe on the floor in total stitches though so not able to do so?:cool:)

She knows me by now though, and that was the intention - hopefully so funny!:rotfl::rotfl:

I promise you....she WILL be howling:rotfl: