Da thread....do you dare come in da house?

David.

FunkyFeet wrote: »

Dotty that photo...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I just spat my drink out on my keyboard :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Look what ya made me do cheeky:(:o

Thanks
Not :eek:

FunkyFeet

MKS wrote: »

So she should be. :beer::beer:
Was actually talking about you today (in a good way) to my DSiL. She was really impressed with your perception and loved hearing about your messages. :A:A:A

MKS stop it:o you are making moi blush!

I have to say though...re; my mother, she won't take her own daughter's advice..Her own sis, they gre up together, were best friends until their 30's and then bags, she told a lie and my mother cut all ties. Twas a horrible lie and made many family members turn on my mother at the time.....Aunt is now older, was poorly lasy yr and although now recovered after op. I know she is not 100% and could do with love and support and I know deep down my mother loves her still. But won't meet up with her:( I have tried many'a times, no joy:(

MKS

Mildred1970 wrote: »

Ah those halcyon days :rotfl:

Love your turn of phrase. :beer:

FunkyFeet

David. wrote: »

Thanks
Not :eek:

cheeky, no more photos like that please! My screen will be next and then I won't be able to login to chat bilge!:rotfl::rotfl:

calmspirit

TrulyMadly wrote: »

This will surprise you CS...but lots of women on here can fix washing machines....squigs included....David has never been the same since:)

I am one of those TM I have managed to fix most things over the years I have been alone .....toilets....fridges...boiler......even the roof on one windy occassion ! and think I am more handy around the house than most men I have dated!

In fact the last boyfriend came a cropper when he tried ...and failed to change a light bulb on my car ......he insisted that I let him do it despite me being perfectly capable ......bless him :D

FunkyFeet

karlie88 wrote: »

Is it some kind of sex toy?

karlie88, how naughty are ya! u iz very very naughty i finks:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

MKS

fairclaire wrote: »

A :wave: :wave: :wave: from TS from the caravan.
She can't get online. She's having a fab time. In true Elite style she's just had a free roast chicken dinner and is enjoying a cheeky glass of mystery sav blanc

Please say Hi back.:beer:

davemorton

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

Does anyone here have micro ring extensions? I'm thinking of getting some and wondered if anyone here had any experience of them?

For your head, or down below?

FunkyFeet

Mildred1970 wrote: »

Ah those halcyon days :rotfl:

I love your choice of words too Mildred! I needs me a dictionary...with all me friends using text sspeak...u r lky i aint usin txt cht lyk dis :rotfl::rotfl:

FunkyFeet

Hi DiM......

Got me ironing ready...in piles and heaps....get started will ya :rotfl: