everyone loves it (in) the Elite

davemorton

nerfdad wrote: »

I left mrsnerf giving birth to go and have breakfast:o she was not happy but I was hungry:cool:

Nothing wrong with that, you did all the hard work 9 month earlier

Sunshinemummy

nerfdad wrote: »

So true:cool:
Out drinking with mates a asked police women to hand cuff me:D:D

Now I can understand this.

We frequently get lift a lift home with the police!

On my 40th... we were being arrested for being drunk and disorderly... until I recognised one of them. Phew!

It is all good clean fun!

:p:p

Sunshinemummy

nerfdad wrote: »

I left mrsnerf giving birth to go and have breakfast:o she was not happy but I was hungry:cool:

davemorton wrote: »

Nothing wrong with that, you did all the hard work 9 month earlier

All 3 seconds!

I bet Nerfy was worried for a long time afterwards... revenge is a dish best served cold!

:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

nerfdad

davemorton wrote: »

Nothing wrong with that, you did all the hard work 9 month earlier

Only 30 seconds work:o:o:o

purpledonkey

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Apples, not tenticles PD..

Goes to do yet another check on the UD..;)

It's making me laugh because it sounds odd rather than for the euphemism, well that and it reminds me of this picture. I took it in Wyoming and I kid you not, this Maccy Ds had an animal shelter next door and an abattoir right opposite. Still makes me :rotfl:

locarr

davemorton wrote: »

Nothing wrong with that, you did all the hard work 9 month earlier

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

aau1

OMG, Sada are playing games with us now...

"These classic chocolate biscuits are all in our three for £3 Stock Up & Save offer - but which would you leave out?"

Followed by a pic of 4 packs of biscuits including wagon wheels :eek: :rotfl:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=641432309261510&set=a.146130242125055.37218.141700922567987&type=1

Shortfatscotsbloke

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Is PD smuttier than me?

:o:o:o:o

I may have to try hard!

Don't worry ssm, you are definitely the elite's queen of smut. You are completely in a league of your own and nobody even comes close, not even the lovely PD..:p

PD is still very young and has to use the dictionary all the time, you, however, have probably lived the entire contents of the dictionary several times over!!:rotfl:

I think your b*ck*t comment is maybe a bit too graphic, how about we just say that "it doesn't touch the sides".:rotfl::rotfl:

nerfdad

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Don't worry ssm, you are definitely the elite's queen of smut. You are completely in a league of your own and nobody even comes close, not even the lovely PD..:p

PD is still very young and has to use the dictionary all the time, you, however, have probably lived the entire contents of the dictionary several times over!!:rotfl:

I think your b*ck*t comment is maybe a bit too graphic, how about we just say that "it doesn't touch the sides".:rotfl::rotfl:

50 shades of ssm:T:T:T

davemorton

nerfdad wrote: »

Only 30 seconds work:o:o:o

Quality, not quantity