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davemorton

purpledonkey wrote: »

No idea but twins do run in my family. Here's a joke to keep you going, yet again apologies if it offends anyone.


The missus came home steaming drunk last night.
"You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink.
"Not really," I replied.
"Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror...

As I shouted, "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs.

So was this the last part of the 'purple donkey' ?? (ref: Urban Dictionary )

fairclaire

purpledonkey wrote: »

Thanks FC. The boys have done well, a baby, 2 engagements, a trip to the Monaco F1 grand prix and a trip to Jersey. I've been waiting an eternity to get paid so it's a homemade sarcastic card and cake from me, with an IOU voucher for a present. In all fairness there's no way I'm topping the baby news :rotfl:

it's not all about money. Did you make her a cake?
And yes equalling or topping the baby news would be extreme :eek:

purpledonkey

davemorton wrote: »

So was this the last part of the 'purple donkey' ?? (ref: Urban Dictionary )

:rotfl: no.

purpledonkey

fairclaire wrote: »

it's not all about money. Did you make her a cake?
And yes equalling or topping the baby news would be extreme :eek:

Agreed! I did, just need to decorate it before I go to bed

David.

purpledonkey wrote: »

Thanks FC. The boys have done well, a baby, 2 engagements, a trip to the Monaco F1 grand prix and a trip to Jersey. I've been waiting an eternity to get paid so it's a homemade sarcastic card and cake from me, with an IOU voucher for a present. In all fairness there's no way I'm topping the baby news :rotfl:

:bdaycake: and throw in some glitchy easter eggs :EasterBun

fairclaire

out of interest I tried some of the Vhino verde (9%) wine that I got in the tesco mystery box
relegated to the shed

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

out of interest I tried some of the Vhino verde (9%) wine that I got in the tesco mystery box
relegated to the shed

:eek: And I speak to you why??? When you lower your standards so easily

David.

Right too quiet so off to bed, I wonder when the wine thief is going to show her face

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

:eek: And I speak to you why??? When you lower your standards so easily

there is no reason for me to answer that.....you put it so well!

My auto correct actually said 'you put out so well' :eek: :rotfl:

davemorton

David. wrote: »

Right too quiet so off to bed, I wonder when the wine thief is going to show her face

I think someone said she was 'busy' this weekend. Sleep well.

fairclaire wrote: »

there is no reason for me to answer that.....you put it so well!

My auto correct actually said 'you put out so well' :eek: :rotfl:

That auto correct knows me so well