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fairclaire wrote: »i have....it's one of those compact ones for small pockets
......lucky really :rotfl:
.....is the bed warm yet
night :wave:
As always, now hurry up, you have duties to carry out!“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires0 -
fairclaire wrote: »i have....it's one of those compact ones for small pockets
......lucky really :rotfl:
.....is the bed warm yet
night :wave:
Mine's not...OH has gone back to colder climes
Might have to scoop DS up and bring him in with me when I go up
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Scamps: I'm so sorry and massive hugs

Logie & 3Dogs: :wave: I hope you're both well.
Cheer1eader: If you have spare macaroons, I'll take one for the team
TM: all I can say about the 'turkey' conversation is :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: (and yes I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary). Also I'm not sure I want to know if your finger is in
Dotty: You know I [STRIKE]have the utmost appreciation for you[/STRIKE] think you're alright really
As it's midnight, and the nightshift, here's an entirely inappropriate limerick
There once was a mouse named Keith
Who circumcised men with his teeth
He didn’t do it for leisure
Nor the sexual pleasure
Just for the cheese underneath'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'0 -
streetlights wrote: »Thanks for the new thread Dave, I hope it is full of laughter and good glitches
I am doing the swimathon this year so I am training to swim a mile in one go.
I am doing really well building myself up, The swim is on the 21st of March.
If you would not mind I am looking to raise £250 and was wondering if any of you would mind sponsoring thank you for taking your time to read this.
This is link to my just giving page.
http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/....php?t=4915774
It is now on the charity forum
this is the correct linky
https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/4915774
goodnight elite xWe are many we are one xxx
So that every single post that I contribute to this thread is on topic I would just like to say I am an elite 11+ member and I hear the unjust silence of my opinions whilst I am shopping in supermarkets mainly. Just sayin.0 -
TM, good idea about posting list, DOH! didn't think of that......
Items Price Quantity Allow subs Chocolate, Sweets & Biscuits
ASDA Giant Rainbow Buttons Bar15g Product code:3656845
Price £0.10 (66.7p/100g)
Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
ASDA Giant White Mice Bar15g Product code:3656843
Price £0.10 (66.7p/100g)
Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
Haribo Starmix1pk Product code:976856
Price £0.10 (10.0p/each)
Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
Haribo Tangfastics1pk Product code:1939458
Price £0.10 (10.0p/each)
Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
Fresh Fruit, Vegetables & Flowers
ASDA Bananaper kg Product code:152327
Price £0.11 (68.0p/kg)
Quantity 1 Approximate weight
0.17kg (0.37lbs)
Allow subs Yes
ASDA Carrotsper kg Product code:150944
Price £0.09 (89.0p/kg)
Quantity 1 Approximate weight
0.11kg (0.24lbs)
Allow subs Yes
ASDA Mushroomsper kg Product code:152848
Price £0.26 (£2.68/kg)
Quantity 0.1kg (0.22lbs)
Allow subs Yes
ASDA Onionsper kg Product code:150466
Price £0.17 (75.0p/kg)
Quantity 1 Approximate weight
0.23kg (0.51lbs)
Allow subs Yes
ASDA Red Onionsper kg Product code:914061
Price £0.09 (75.0p/kg)
Quantity 1 Approximate weight
0.13kg (0.29lbs)
Allow subs Yes
Laundry & Household
ASDA Smartprice Disinfectant Liquid1l Product code:464034
Price £0.30 (30.0p/lt)
Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
ASDA Smartprice Pine Rimblock1pk Product code:463878
Price £0.20 (20.0p/each)
Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
ASDA Smartprice Rubber Gloves Medium2pk Product code:3506932
Price £0.24 (12.0p/each)
Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
Toiletries
Dove Deeply Nourishing Body Wash500ml Product code:3598489
Price £15.60 (78.0p/100ml)
Quantity 4 Allow subs Yes
Dove Silk Glow Nourishing Body Wash500ml Product code:3598491
Price £15.60 (78.0p/100ml)
Quantity 4 Allow subs Yes
Show all 14 trolley items
Shopping total *:£33.06
Pick and pack:£0.00
Carrier bags total:£0.00
eVouchers:-£2.10
Multibuy savings total:£0.00
Your total*:£30.96We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars........................0 -
purpledonkey wrote: »As it's midnight, and the nightshift, here's an entirely inappropriate limerick

There once was a mouse named Keith
Who circumcised men with his teeth
He didn’t do it for leisure
Nor the sexual pleasure
Just for the cheese underneath
:rotfl:
Thank you for the good luck with the job interview, will find out by the end of the week.0 -
But this is the APG its comparing to? Its a previous home delivery shop from 23/02/14
Receipt comparison details
If we’re not 10% cheaper on your comparable grocery shopping versus Tesco, Morrisons, Sainsbury’s or Waitrose we’ll give you the difference.
Due to the ASDA Price Guarantee, you're entitled to a voucher of £0.32:
Why £0.32?
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34 items (23 different) on your bill qualify for comparison
Tesco
+£5.60
1 x ASDA Smartprice Mixed Weight Eggs (15)£1.35£1.50
1 x ASDA Table Salt (750g)£0.29£0.29
1 x ASDA Spaghetti (500g)£0.50£0.95
3 x ASDA Chosen by You Diet Lemonade (2L)£1.26£1.26
2 x ASDA White Potatoes (2.5Kg)£3.00£4.00
4 x ASDA Corned Beef (340g)£8.00£8.00
2 x ASDA Chosen by You Cream Soda Sugar Free (6x330ml)£2.50N/A
1 x Kellogg's Corn Flakes (750g)£2.00£2.49
3 x Kellogg's Frosted Wheats (500g)£6.00£8.37
1 x OXO Stock Cubes Beef (24x6g)£1.50£2.20
3 x Arla Lactofree Semi Skimmed Milk (1L)£3.00£4.17
1 x Bisto Favourite Gravy Granules (170g)£1.25£1.30
1 x Warburtons Medium Sliced White Bread (800g)£1.00£1.45
1 x Kingsmill Great Everyday Medium Sliced Soft White ...£1.35£1.35
2 x Fray Bentos Steak & Kidney Pudding (400g)£4.36N/A
1 x Fray Bentos Boozy Steak & Ale Pie (475g)£2.49£2.19
1 x Fray Bentos Just Steak Pie (475g)£2.49£2.19
1 x ASDA Olive Oil (1L)£3.75£3.75
1 x ASDA Chosen by You Orange Squash Double Strength w...£1.49£0.95
2 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Smoked Back Bacon Rashers...£4.00£4.00
2 x ASDA Chosen by You Dry Cured Breaded Ham (4 per pa...£3.00N/A
1 x ASDA Edam Slices (250g)£1.50£1.30
1 x ASDA Mature British Cheddar Slices (8 per pack - 2...£1.50£2.00
1 x Branston Rich & Fruity Sauce (250g)£0.64£0.65
1 x Knorr Stock Pot Beef (8x28g)£2.41£2.00
1 x Yakult Original Fermented Milk Drink (7x65ml)£2.74£2.75 Comparison total (compared products only)£53.51£59.11We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars........................0 -
Thanks for the new thread DM. Thought it would be old thread till the morning Wrong! Now I am on page 50
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Checks spare macaroons on that popular dictionary site andpurpledonkey wrote: »Scamps: I'm so sorry and massive hugs
Logie & 3Dogs: :wave: I hope you're both well.
Cheer1eader: If you have spare macaroons, I'll take one for the team
TM: all I can say about the 'turkey' conversation is :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: (and yes I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary). Also I'm not sure I want to know if your finger is in
Dotty: You know I [STRIKE]have the utmost appreciation for you[/STRIKE] think you're alright really
As it's midnight, and the nightshift, here's an entirely inappropriate limerick
There once was a mouse named Keith
Who circumcised men with his teeth
He didn’t do it for leisure
Nor the sexual pleasure
Just for the cheese underneath
When The Fun Stops Stop
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