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  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Car Insurance Carver!
    fairclaire wrote: »
    i have....it's one of those compact ones for small pockets :D......lucky really :rotfl:

    .....is the bed warm yet ;)

    night :wave:

    As always, now hurry up, you have duties to carry out!
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • Mildred1970
    Mildred1970 Posts: 4,794 Forumite
    Xmas Saver!
    fairclaire wrote: »
    i have....it's one of those compact ones for small pockets :D......lucky really :rotfl:

    .....is the bed warm yet ;)

    night :wave:

    Mine's not...OH has gone back to colder climes :(

    Might have to scoop DS up and bring him in with me when I go up :)
  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    Scamps: I'm so sorry and massive hugs :(

    Logie & 3Dogs: :wave: I hope you're both well.

    Cheer1eader: If you have spare macaroons, I'll take one for the team ;)

    TM: all I can say about the 'turkey' conversation is :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: (and yes I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary). Also I'm not sure I want to know if your finger is in ;)

    Dotty: You know I [STRIKE]have the utmost appreciation for you[/STRIKE] think you're alright really :p

    As it's midnight, and the nightshift, here's an entirely inappropriate limerick :D

    There once was a mouse named Keith
    Who circumcised men with his teeth
    He didn’t do it for leisure
    Nor the sexual pleasure
    Just for the cheese underneath
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
  • auto.armadillo
    auto.armadillo Posts: 921 Forumite
    Tenth Anniversary Combo Breaker
    edited 12 March 2014 at 1:03AM
    Thanks for the new thread Dave, I hope it is full of laughter and good glitches

    I am doing the swimathon this year so I am training to swim a mile in one go.

    I am doing really well building myself up, The swim is on the 21st of March.

    If you would not mind I am looking to raise £250 and was wondering if any of you would mind sponsoring thank you for taking your time to read this.

    This is link to my just giving page.

    http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/....php?t=4915774

    It is now on the charity forum

    this is the correct linky
    https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/4915774

    goodnight elite x
    We are many we are one xxx

    So that every single post that I contribute to this thread is on topic I would just like to say I am an elite 11+ member and I hear the unjust silence of my opinions whilst I am shopping in supermarkets mainly. Just sayin.
  • LilacLillie
    LilacLillie Posts: 2,930 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    TM, good idea about posting list, DOH! didn't think of that......


    Items Price Quantity Allow subs Chocolate, Sweets & Biscuits 5052449246070_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    ASDA Giant Rainbow Buttons Bar15g Product code:3656845

    Price £0.10 (66.7p/100g)


    Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
    5052449246056_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    ASDA Giant White Mice Bar15g Product code:3656843

    Price £0.10 (66.7p/100g)


    Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
    5012035905088_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    Haribo Starmix1pk Product code:976856

    Price £0.10 (10.0p/each)


    Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
    5012035909376_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    Haribo Tangfastics1pk Product code:1939458

    Price £0.10 (10.0p/each)


    Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
    Fresh Fruit, Vegetables & Flowers 0000000005227_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    ASDA Bananaper kg Product code:152327

    Price £0.11 (68.0p/kg)


    Quantity 1 Approximate weight
    0.17kg (0.37lbs)
    Allow subs Yes
    0000000005791_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    ASDA Carrotsper kg Product code:150944

    Price £0.09 (89.0p/kg)


    Quantity 1 Approximate weight
    0.11kg (0.24lbs)
    Allow subs Yes
    00005852_6000_IDShot_1.jpeg
    ASDA Mushroomsper kg Product code:152848

    Price £0.26 (£2.68/kg)


    Quantity 0.1kg (0.22lbs)
    Allow subs Yes
    0000000005883_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    ASDA Onionsper kg Product code:150466

    Price £0.17 (75.0p/kg)


    Quantity 1 Approximate weight
    0.23kg (0.51lbs)
    Allow subs Yes
    0000000005968_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    ASDA Red Onionsper kg Product code:914061

    Price £0.09 (75.0p/kg)


    Quantity 1 Approximate weight
    0.13kg (0.29lbs)
    Allow subs Yes
    Laundry & Household 21107542_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    ASDA Smartprice Disinfectant Liquid1l Product code:464034

    Price £0.30 (30.0p/lt)


    Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
    21107535_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    ASDA Smartprice Pine Rimblock1pk Product code:463878

    Price £0.20 (20.0p/each)


    Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
    5051413714850_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    ASDA Smartprice Rubber Gloves Medium2pk Product code:3506932

    Price £0.24 (12.0p/each)


    Quantity 1 Allow subs Yes
    Toiletries 4000388175501_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    Dove Deeply Nourishing Body Wash500ml Product code:3598489

    Price £15.60 (78.0p/100ml)


    Quantity 4 Allow subs Yes
    4000388441507_250000_IDShot_4.jpeg
    Dove Silk Glow Nourishing Body Wash500ml Product code:3598491

    Price £15.60 (78.0p/100ml)


    Quantity 4 Allow subs Yes


    Show all 14 trolley items



    Shopping total *:£33.06
    Pick and pack:£0.00
    Carrier bags total:£0.00
    eVouchers:-£2.10
    Multibuy savings total:£0.00

    Your total*:£30.96
    We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars........................


  • As it's midnight, and the nightshift, here's an entirely inappropriate limerick :D

    There once was a mouse named Keith
    Who circumcised men with his teeth
    He didn’t do it for leisure
    Nor the sexual pleasure
    Just for the cheese underneath

    :rotfl:

    Thank you for the good luck with the job interview, will find out by the end of the week.
  • LilacLillie
    LilacLillie Posts: 2,930 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    But this is the APG its comparing to? Its a previous home delivery shop from 23/02/14






    Receipt comparison details





    If we’re not 10% cheaper on your comparable grocery shopping versus Tesco, Morrisons, Sainsbury’s or Waitrose we’ll give you the difference.

    Due to the ASDA Price Guarantee, you're entitled to a voucher of £0.32:
    GetVoucherHover.jpg
    Why £0.32?



    « Back to comparison results
    34 items (23 different) on your bill qualify for comparisonASDALogoWhite.gifTescoCheaperSignBlue.gif+£5.60
    1 x ASDA Smartprice Mixed Weight Eggs (15)£1.35£1.50
    1 x ASDA Table Salt (750g)£0.29£0.29
    1 x ASDA Spaghetti (500g)£0.50£0.95
    3 x ASDA Chosen by You Diet Lemonade (2L)£1.26£1.26
    2 x ASDA White Potatoes (2.5Kg)£3.00£4.00
    4 x ASDA Corned Beef (340g)£8.00£8.00
    2 x ASDA Chosen by You Cream Soda Sugar Free (6x330ml)£2.50N/A
    1 x Kellogg's Corn Flakes (750g)£2.00£2.49
    3 x Kellogg's Frosted Wheats (500g)£6.00£8.37
    1 x OXO Stock Cubes Beef (24x6g)£1.50£2.20
    3 x Arla Lactofree Semi Skimmed Milk (1L)£3.00£4.17
    1 x Bisto Favourite Gravy Granules (170g)£1.25£1.30
    1 x Warburtons Medium Sliced White Bread (800g)£1.00£1.45
    1 x Kingsmill Great Everyday Medium Sliced Soft White ...£1.35£1.35
    2 x Fray Bentos Steak & Kidney Pudding (400g)£4.36N/A
    1 x Fray Bentos Boozy Steak & Ale Pie (475g)£2.49£2.19
    1 x Fray Bentos Just Steak Pie (475g)£2.49£2.19
    1 x ASDA Olive Oil (1L)£3.75£3.75
    1 x ASDA Chosen by You Orange Squash Double Strength w...£1.49£0.95
    2 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Smoked Back Bacon Rashers...£4.00£4.00
    2 x ASDA Chosen by You Dry Cured Breaded Ham (4 per pa...£3.00N/A
    1 x ASDA Edam Slices (250g)£1.50£1.30
    1 x ASDA Mature British Cheddar Slices (8 per pack - 2...£1.50£2.00
    1 x Branston Rich & Fruity Sauce (250g)£0.64£0.65
    1 x Knorr Stock Pot Beef (8x28g)£2.41£2.00
    1 x Yakult Original Fermented Milk Drink (7x65ml)£2.74£2.75 Comparison total (compared products only)£53.51£59.11
    We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars........................


  • Thanks for the new thread DM. Thought it would be old thread till the morning Wrong! Now I am on page 5
  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    Scamps: I'm so sorry and massive hugs :(

    Logie & 3Dogs: :wave: I hope you're both well.

    Cheer1eader: If you have spare macaroons, I'll take one for the team ;)

    TM: all I can say about the 'turkey' conversation is :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: (and yes I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary). Also I'm not sure I want to know if your finger is in ;)

    Dotty: You know I [STRIKE]have the utmost appreciation for you[/STRIKE] think you're alright really :p

    As it's midnight, and the nightshift, here's an entirely inappropriate limerick :D

    There once was a mouse named Keith
    Who circumcised men with his teeth
    He didn’t do it for leisure
    Nor the sexual pleasure
    Just for the cheese underneath
    Checks spare macaroons on that popular dictionary site and :p
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    David. wrote: »
    Now where is Stubby :eek:

    Missing all the excitement by the looks of it. :eek:

    I fell asleep on the sofa ages ago, missed aau's PSA so only just taken my bloomin tablet. :o

    Thanks DM for the new thread sorry I was not here at the start. ;)
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