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Sunshinemummy

OMG, you lot can chat... pleased I decided to go to work!

Something for DM and the other testosterone men...

" A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of
his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’

She again smiled and answered, ‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’ ‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply. She answered,
‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’"

bubbs

MKS wrote: »

Are you telling us that you are a big softie?:D

Yup, god that stuff literally did my head in:rotfl::rotfl:

Nannylala

Goodnight all:A
this decorating is making me very tired and ache so its paracetamol, hot chocolate and a early night for Nannylala;)

MKS

Smart1e wrote: »

TM there was an episode of Extreme Cheapskates on TLC recently where the couple timed their showers to 2 minutes, they shared the shower by the way :eek:...it does get worse, they also shared the same toothbrush :eek::eek::eek: So wrong on all levels.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: See what savings you can make if you really try!:D

Noooooooooooooooooo:eek::eek::eek:

aau1

MKS

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Well that would hide my hips nicely TM, but I don't have any inclination to get stitching to put a costume together.

I thoroughly enjoyed spending precious time with DD1 and Teeny, babies just smell so gorgeous don't they, after my kiss goodbye I kept getting sniffs of her smell all the way home in the car but now it is gone.

Smell may have but memory won't.

bubbs

Night nanny xx

TrulyMadly

Is anyone else getting the £1 off tins of salmon coupons from Princes. Think I signed up for their calendar at Christmas or something

They are currently 2 for £3 in T and £2 a tin in A. Thinking that's. 2 for 70p after APG if they compare correctly :T

Here's a recipe for salmon noodles taken from their website

http://www.princes.co.uk/recipes/princes-salmon-noodle-bowl?utm_source=MyMailRobot&utm_medium=email&utm_content=View%20Noodle%20Bowl%20recipe&utm_campaign=Coupon%20Jan%202014%20Atlantic%20Salmon%20v2%20-%20A&

TrulyMadly

pattylabelle wrote: »

Oh are they tillspits and do they work on ss? I have a mate who keeps them for me- must drop in to see her:D

Yes and yes....be quick patty.....mine are only valid up until 24th feb

MKS

Snap-ant wrote: »

£12.99 in Argos (cheap & no one will know it's you )

http://www.argos.co.uk/m/static/Product/partNumber/9098556/c_1/1|category_root|Clothing|33006249/c_2/2|33006249|Fancy+dress|33008648/c_3/3|cat_33008648|Fancy+dress+costumes|33016981.htm

Snap, you obviously haven't met the lovely TS, there is no way that she would ever be a Freddie. :eek:

Loved your hair, btw.