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David.

aau1 wrote: »

Keep puckering!!. Bananababe has a mug fetish :eek:

Not a good look at the moment the wide eyed chicken stare look is still in :eek:

TrulyMadly

Well done on your 6000th post snap and love puddys name:D

Did someone mention the activia vouchers they had received by email which said "already printed"

Mine did too but I just double clicked and lo and behold ....they printed

£1 for the creamy ones in A:)

Bananababe

aau1 wrote: »

Keep puckering!!. Bananababe has a mug fetish :eek:

Sure do. I had a wee peek at it but ... Na not this time

aau1

fairclaire wrote: »

Who says that's a smiley . That's what I will look like if coke really is that price and I can't get out.
Can you imagine how deserted our Ts will be.....all those cans sitting on the shelf just waiting for me to rehome them
I prayed for this glitch and it has no right to arrive at the same time as a blinkin storm :mad: :rotfl:

Oops. Maybe not then

MKS

tweets wrote: »

United match still on at Arsenal :eek:

Weather mustn't be bad down there.

Come on my ladz get them whooped :rotfl::rotfl:

Eight minutes, tweets. Someone better get their foot or head out soon.:mad:

cheer1eader

mazworld15 wrote: »

Hiya, just reading back we had someone out to fit a new colling unit I think it was free of charge. One of the models Samsung agreed was "not fit for purpose" and were repairing them free of charge-we found it on youtube was a Watchdog programme and gave a no to phone, hth

thanks mazworld15 will have a check tomorrow if fridge doesn't sort itself out now that it's been hoovered under

fairclaire

David. wrote: »

Selfish fc :eek:

I'm not usually but this is coke cans we're talking about. My poor darlings are slumming it with Pepsi at the moment. I don't know what they put in that stuff but it doesn't half make them moan :rotfl::rotfl:
DS2 is at the twitchy stage now.....it's been a week since he had a can of coke. He's survived much to his surprise. He was convinced something drastic would happen to his body if it didn't receive what it's used to

TrulyMadly

Mystery in the post.

Received £18 in CC vouchers in DH's name . Last 4 digits of a card number we don't have and breakdown on the back of the leaflet says that they are points change from Clubcard boost.

Anyone any ideas?:)

umme_sue

calmspirit wrote: »

so I have stopped blushing now and can admit my first visit to the gym on Sunday was very embarrassing!

Did induction at a small local gym but membership allows use of all council gyms.....so I decided to be brave and visit the bigger gym as it has a better pool - wanted to swim too.

So, parked the car with no major drama, dropped my bag in a big puddle and tripped up the step......but it was early sunday morning so noone saw right?

In I go......say to receptionist I would like to use gym and pool.....she points without looking and says 'gym up there pool over there' ...great thanks

up the stairs I go watched by all the people already in the gym on treadmills/bikes/weights through massive glass walls (why do gyms all need to have so much glass and SO many mirrors???and why are so many people in there at 730 on a sunday morning???)....straight ahead I see the gym doors.......so I push .....oh not opening....push the other one......ah locked......hmmmmm......oh entry thing on wall......swipe my card- nothing......swipe again .....nothing.....turn card over.....flashes green - quickly push door- darn it too slow......swipe again (by this time I have gained a new audience of gym members who are obviously bored with their machines!) push wrong door......swipe again (now blushing ) at last I gain entry to the gym :T:T

walk through second set of doors (without incident) look around.....hmmmmm where are the changing rooms???:mad:
Ask some random bloke ....he says 'back out there along corridor'.....ah ffffiddlesticks only just got in and have to go out again.......sure I heard a snort of giggles from the gym residents!

Now I walk back out towards doors that gave me so much trouble 30 seconds before.......I knew they were locked but tried them anyway - must be a release button eh?? turn to left and there on the wall next to me is a switch - push it CS !!!!!:T:T:T





lights went out :o:o:o


I quickly turn the lights back on ......by this time I think some gym residents fell of their machines, weak from laughing- I just stood there mortified!

Random bloke gets off his weight machine thingy ...and presses another button to let me out - I havent even reached the !!!!!!! changing rooms yet!!!!

changing rooms- another swipe entry door.....mastered that one - I have become an expert by now!!!

Sit in changing rooms with head in hands deciding to go home:o:o:o trust me only the fact I have paid for this membership kept me there !

Managed the treadmill ok then tried the crosstrainer......struggled to climb on it (short legs!) then stood there pressing buttons to my hearts content .....nothing.....pushed some more buttons ...still nothing.....another gym resident takes pity and stops laughing long enough to tell me I have to start moving my feet to make it start......I mean really??? I just want to go home now!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
This is has got to be the best post for a long while.....I just love it,sorry!!when you going back? Lol

lookinforabargain

Evening all :hello:

Been a hectic couple days so it's nice to finally sit down and catch up for a bit Hope I haven't missed too much. And hope everyone having awful weather is keeping safe xx