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Jelly_Biactol

Never mind me, it's blown my brolly inside-out!

lil_tiger

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2014/01/firefighter-helps-raise-money-to-pay-vet-bills-for-dogs-rescued-from-fire-99726.html

Heartbreaking story......I've just donated....poor puppy dogs

David.

locarr wrote: »

Ive been trying the KFC Webcam lark all day without success, won't let me get past the blink stage!:(

thre is only so long I can sit in front of my screen at work with my eyes closed!:eek::rotfl:

Have you got a webcam at home

Jelly_Biactol

What's that? Even more bad weather on the way ?!?




- pics from 'Shake' by Carli Davidson.:)
more here http://carlidavidson.photoshelter.com/gallery/Shake/G0000s_trsF9CDFI/

Jelly_Biactol

David. wrote: »

Has someone sorted you out yet

Perranlady wrote: »

I have been sorted - thanks:p

It's not the night shift already, is it?

David.

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

It's not the night shift already, is it?

It's not the mouth it comes out of - it's the mind it goes into

Mrs_stinkface

Afternoon all.
Hope everyone is ok and staying safe.
Think I'm gonna be leaving the bike at home tomorrow if this wind carries on, I got blown into the middle of the road earlier whilst biking home. Nearly filled my pants:eek: sheer luck that nothing was behind me.

calmspirit wrote: »

so I have stopped blushing now and can admit my first visit to the gym on Sunday was very embarrassing!

Did induction at a small local gym but membership allows use of all council gyms.....so I decided to be brave and visit the bigger gym as it has a better pool - wanted to swim too.

So, parked the car with no major drama, dropped my bag in a big puddle and tripped up the step......but it was early sunday morning so noone saw right?

In I go......say to receptionist I would like to use gym and pool.....she points without looking and says 'gym up there pool over there' ...great thanks

up the stairs I go watched by all the people already in the gym on treadmills/bikes/weights through massive glass walls (why do gyms all need to have so much glass and SO many mirrors???and why are so many people in there at 730 on a sunday morning???)....straight ahead I see the gym doors.......so I push .....oh not opening....push the other one......ah locked......hmmmmm......oh entry thing on wall......swipe my card- nothing......swipe again .....nothing.....turn card over.....flashes green - quickly push door- darn it too slow......swipe again (by this time I have gained a new audience of gym members who are obviously bored with their machines!) push wrong door......swipe again (now blushing ) at last I gain entry to the gym :T:T

walk through second set of doors (without incident) look around.....hmmmmm where are the changing rooms???:mad:
Ask some random bloke ....he says 'back out there along corridor'.....ah ffffiddlesticks only just got in and have to go out again.......sure I heard a snort of giggles from the gym residents!

Now I walk back out towards doors that gave me so much trouble 30 seconds before.......I knew they were locked but tried them anyway - must be a release button eh?? turn to left and there on the wall next to me is a switch - push it CS !!!!!:T:T:T





lights went out :o:o:o


I quickly turn the lights back on ......by this time I think some gym residents fell of their machines, weak from laughing- I just stood there mortified!

Random bloke gets off his weight machine thingy ...and presses another button to let me out - I havent even reached the !!!!!!! changing rooms yet!!!!

changing rooms- another swipe entry door.....mastered that one - I have become an expert by now!!!

Sit in changing rooms with head in hands deciding to go home:o:o:o trust me only the fact I have paid for this membership kept me there !

Managed the treadmill ok then tried the crosstrainer......struggled to climb on it (short legs!) then stood there pressing buttons to my hearts content .....nothing.....pushed some more buttons ...still nothing.....another gym resident takes pity and stops laughing long enough to tell me I have to start moving my feet to make it start......I mean really??? I just want to go home now!!!

CS- your storytelling skills are fantastic :T
I was literally crying with laughter reading this. :rotfl:
Hope next time is a little less traumatic for you :rotfl:

Mrs_Moc wrote: »

Hi wanted to ask u all a favour please

http://offerpop.com/FacebookContestEntry.psp?c=547209&u=1170428&a=340493986057345&p=16526481308&rest=0&offset=0&search=Angela&sortby=recently_added&id=2723699&rest2=0

I've entered a Facebook comp, this time it's for me, for a spa break with hubby. I'd really appreciate any votes, if u could spare a minute I'd be delighted.

The last comp we entered for the Xmas tree the kids were over the moon getting the most votes, which was All thanks to all the lovely peeps on here.

Voted, you look gorgeous hun x

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

Been to get my hair done, came out of the hairdressers and just look what's happened! -

:rotfl:
That is so cute :rotfl:

purpledonkey

David. wrote: »

Ok
What for free or are you booking me a slot
:rotfl:

:rotfl:

free for all!

David.

purpledonkey wrote: »

:rotfl:

free for all!

:rotfl::rotfl:
Had to look didn't you

purpledonkey

David. wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl:
Had to look didn't you

I did. What else I'm going to do while I wait for my buns and mini loaves to prove?

*insert baking innuendo here*