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mhoc

tweets wrote: »

Nerfdad in the bath and builder walked in bathroom needing the toilet. Video of nerfdad doing the rounds :rotfl::rotfl:

OMG now you have me worried - have to be careful when our builder wanders through

scottishshortie

Good evening hope all well and safe
A question for an m7s shoppers I have a £10 voucher and a gr voucher do I need to scan the gr voucher before I press pay or was that only for using the gr and m7s jan voucher

emerald21

nerfdad wrote: »

Only FC shagging a builder:o:eek:

Chinese Whispers :eek:

bubbs

Just had this in a phonecall, text and email:eek::eek:

Important Information.

A Flood Warning has been issued by the Environment Agency for the River Nene at Billing Aquadrome and nearby business parks.

Flooding is expected for the River Nene at Billing Aquadrome and nearby business parks including the Riverside Business Park and Crow Lane Industrial Estate From Saturday morning onwards.

Immediate action required.

Rainfall during Thursday and last night has caused water levels in the River Nene to rise. The Northampton washlands have been storing water throughout Friday. River flows can be expected to rise downstream through Saturday morning as the washlands get close to being full. Further rainfall is expected overnight. We will be monitoring the situation closely and will update this warning as appropriate.

David.

Iamsohappy wrote: »

Is she in the bath with the builder or was that someone else :rotfl:

How hard is it to be a builder

Tinyshoes

David. wrote: »

I have done a lot of copying/pasting from hukd

Told you I would put you back on the pay roll.

The list to prove it. :rotfl:

cheer1eader

scamps1966 wrote: »

Still the same. The fractures have healed but I now have complex regional nerve disorder! Nothings going from my brain to my foot which is why I can't bend toes or ankle, and it's still too sore to touch! Doctors say I have to teach my foot to be a foot again!!!!! Lots of physio. I truly am a walking disaster. :rotfl:

ouch!! i can sympathise as broke my leg (femur) last june & have a metal plate in it now still can't bend my knee fully & on one crutch when out & about & it really aches especially when it's cold

locarr wrote: »

You are officially Mary J Bubbs:D

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tweets 245
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TrulyMadly 228
fairclaire 217
aau1 206
cheer1eader 190

what's this about? what have i done now? :eek::o:rotfl:

emerald21

nerfdad wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



I didn't know how old your OH is as he could be 16;)

Well yes I see your point lol but I'm not into toyboys . I would feel that they were just practising on me and I m not having that

scamps1966

Just looked through PM's!
Mrs ids, thankyou for your kind words. :A
Tinyshoes, please don't worry. Sort your own stuff first. You are a friend, big time. XX

Lots of you have helped me in the last month or so and I can't thank you enough.
Still trying to get 'there' but I'll get to wherever it is in the end! XX

tweets

mhoc wrote: »

OMG now you have me worried - have to be careful when our builder wanders through

Very careful