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Chrisv

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Can someone give SFSB a nudge

Done

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

Oh, you have to give us a detailed breakdown of what is in it, its so so exciting!! lol, I closed my eyes and picked one bottle out at a time, so much fun

fairclaire wrote: »

absolutely! it's very exciting. I think my theory of them having lots of nice bottles left over from the festive season was right

Hope I get some good ones then. :eek:

Night everyone, if I don't go now I will need to get the matchsticks out.

purpledonkey

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Borrowed from Facebook... I thought maybe some of the Elite may wish to replicate some of these as a means of diverting the SA at the SS tills!!

Next time you're in Asda (or Tesco), - keep up with the Jones's .... Dear Mrs Jones, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Jones, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's toilets.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Homewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Customer Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of crisps.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the toy department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Whole Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the autoparts department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. October 23: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. And last, but not least:

16. October 24: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the Staff passed out

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl: I've done a few of those things... I was shopping in the US with a friend and chucked items into his basket: duct tape, child's cough medicine (drowsy), sweets, a fashion magazine and one of those mitts you use to get rid of animal fir. His face was priceless when we got to the check out

TM I blame you for this! It's not pretty but it sure tastes good

fairclaire

Tinyshoes wrote: »

So much for an early night, I have ordered a box. It's DD2s 21st in a month or so and I can't guarantee I will find the Co-Op one.

I am hoping your good luck will rub off onto me, it did with the Car Plan Latex gloves. :rotfl:

Oh Im willing you to get something nice! the fizzy boxes have been going for days, Im thinking they have a lot of stock to shift.....it's very unusual

Sir_Dodgy

davemorton wrote: »

Which store please Sir Dodgy?

Sund3rland.

fairclaire

zagubov wrote: »

It's over a fortnight since I went through a red light to let an ambulance pass. Still haven't heard so keeping my fingers crossed.
Anyhoo this video's got a cracking story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JQiEs32SqQ :beer:

that's good zag.....the music and the lack of red light news! I think you'll be ok there

zagubov

davemorton wrote: »

If the letter does not land on your doormat within 14 days, there is nothing they can do about it, even if it does eventually arrive....so long as all your address details are up to date with the DVLA.

I hope you're right!

Here's a choon from a band who're so good even their B sides are classics. Thinks: do mp3s have B-sides?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtcUhXgKKfI

Sir_Dodgy

Everyone knows about the ES Flutes and the T Accessory Set.

Can't remember seeing the other stuff so will post details just in case.

Hello Kitty Rings - 0035
Bouncy Balls - 0562
Go Create Buttons Mini Kit - 8390
Go Create Glitter & Sequins Mini Kit - 8499
Go Create Bead Keyring Mini Kit - 8505
Go Create Panda Keyring Mini Kit - 8383
Go Create Eraser Mini Kit - 8475
Go Create Eraser Mini Kit - 8482
Go Create Monkey Keyring Mini Kit - 8352

cheer1eader

DeeDee74 wrote: »

DS won the DD battle Proud mummy moment sticker now reduced to clear half price scanned full price .full refund so free and some 1p headphones the Philips ones that have already been mentioned plus 1p plain black iPad cover 1p.

While waiting at cs oldish couple complained sa took iPod touch off them at till and said it had been withdrawn from sale!!
Wonder if these are cheap?
Laptop Toshiba.. C855
Pb

:j:j yayyy!! glad you stood his ground for him :T:T how did he find out they were scanning full price? i'd never be this lucky did he get both of them? xx

DeeDee74 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek: omg what a massive DD. that would have been.. I'm always worried about trying DD if it's a huge difference in price thay always as why I didn't notice when paying and I'm a rubbish liar

that's what i said to hubby at the time & he said we could have just said we put pin number for card in without realising how much it was :rotfl: oh well i know what to do if it happens again which i very much doubt will happen :rotfl::rotfl:

Cryztal wrote: »

The bottle is lovely isnt it, my little grand daughter would love it.the one they sent is just plain but not complaining, I was very happy when I opened the parcel this morning.

Wasnt sure about the smell at first, it seemed very sweet and flowery but after a while it that disappeared and I really like it, its very different to what I normally wear

glad you like it nothing smells better than free anyway :T:j:rotfl:

Anon

lil_tiger wrote: »

Found some caramel Lindt but ss tills flashed an error message saying price change staff member clicked ok n they went to £3.50

I had that yesterday too .

Annoying as they had loads.

I also found loads of what I assume would be 1p stationery items in another store today in a clearance area but they have used yellow reduced labels which seem to have the price in the barcode. Would they scan at 1p as not the original barcode? I assumed not.

Many thanks

Anon