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bubbs

tweets wrote: »

Yes I am ............

Thought there was going to be fisty cuffs:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

frequent

Mumto2monkeys wrote: »

Good evening:hello:

Oooh mrs Stinkface, poor little man....

Frequent... Great shops:T

Just catching up slooooowly:D


Ttfn Mt2m:)

thanks mt2m,

i've had a lot of help and support from the good people on this thread.

always glad to be able to give something back.

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Oh, you are naughty. Couple of cases for my tummy

Ive changed my mind.......... :rotfl:




well done! FAB :beer:

evening all

Tinyshoes

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

We saw your fridge, and know that you do not need to purchase any cheese for another 23 years!

Step away from the cheese counter at Tesco... unless it is very cheap!

:D:D:D:D:D

Have been sending people home with doggy bags so it is seriously depleted.

I think I might need to buy some brie for this week, we opened the last one last week.

Savvybuyer

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Borrowed from Facebook... I thought maybe some of the Elite may wish to replicate some of these as a means of diverting the SA at the SS tills!!

Next time you're in Asda (or Tesco), - keep up with the Jones's .... Dear Mrs Jones, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Jones, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's toilets.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Homewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Customer Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of crisps.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the toy department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Whole Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the autoparts department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. October 23: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. And last, but not least:

16. October 24: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the Staff passed out

17. February 3: Moved the Cathedral cheese behind the Lake District and put the expensive butter next to the £2 Cathedral r'back sign.

tweets

bubbs wrote: »

Thought there was going to be fisty cuffs:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

So did I :rotfl::rotfl:

TrulyMadly

My first meeting is 10.00am. I can do 5 coops before then.

This year I have 2 x 21st birthdays
An 18th
A silver wedding anniversary
And some significant friends who have significant birthdays.
Aiming for 7 bottles:eek:

tweets

Done well on Candy level 434 :j:j:j

Bedtime cya all tomorrow :wave:

davemorton

TrulyMadly wrote: »

My first meeting is 10.00am. I can do 5 coops before then.

This year I have 2 x 21st birthdays
An 18th
A silver wedding anniversary
And some significant friends who have significant birthdays.
Aiming for 7 bottles:eek:

Which way you heading, North, West or South?

Sunshinemummy

Savvybuyer wrote: »

17. February 3: Moved the Cathedral cheese behind the Lake District and put the expensive butter next to the £2 Cathedral r'back sign.

I am loving the idea of this Savvy x