Boots sale - now 90% off

clumsy_cupcake

Do I risk going for a wee and making a cuppa?

Katgrit

BlueCow1975 wrote: »

........and now I am singing it but don't know any other words either!!!

I had to google it. was driving me mad. Its a lot longer than I remember.....but at least it'll keep us busy til 5am.

After 3 everyone...

Ah-one...two...one two three four.....

There are rats, rats, rats, big as
alley cats
In the store, in the store,
There are rats, rats, rats, big as
alley cats
In the Quartermaster's Store

Chorus:
My eyes are dim I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me
I have ... not ... brought ... my
specs ... with ... me

Snakes ... Big as garden rakes
Mice ... Running through the rice
Owls ... Shredding paper towels
Beetles ... Running on the needles
Snails ... Crawling on the nails
Ravens ... Acting rather craven
Ant-e-lopes ... Using all the rope
Foxes ... In all the boxes (or: Stuffed
in little boxes)
Beavers ... Wielding rusty cleavers
Bears ... Running down the stairs (or:
With curlers in their hair)
Buf-fa-loes ... Eating all the dough
(or: With hair between their toes)
Bob-bob-whites ... Wearing silken
tights
Eagles ... Chasing little beagles
Beagles ... Being chased by eagles
Fleas ... Crawling on our knees
Mer-chan-dise ... Sold at twice the
price
Plat-y-pi ... Eating all the pie
Hip-hip-pos ... Stepping on our toes
Tuna ... Running 'round the room-a
Rac-rac-coons ... Stealing all the
spoons
Gold-gold-finch ... Sitting on the
winch
Crocks ... Eating all the lox
All-i-gators ... Eating Nilla Wafers
Trout ... Causing lots of grout
Deer ... Drinking all the coffee
Ice ... If you're really nice
Dip-lo-dacus ... Causing quite a
fracas
SPLs ... Making funny smells
Bees ... Buzzing 'round the keys
Turkey ... Eating all the jerkey
Al-lo-saurs... Being quite a bore
Quar-ter-masters ... Hanging from
the rafters
Ants . . . wearing Wood Badge tartan
pants.
Apes . . . eating all the grapes.
Beans . . . as big as submarines.
Bees . . . with little knobby knees.
Butter . . . running in the gutter.
Bread . . . with great big lumps like
lead.
Cakes . . . that give us tummy aches.
Cheese . . . that makes you want to
sneeze. (or: with kilts and hairy
knees)
Coke . . . enough to make you choke.
Eggs . . . with scarey chicken legs.
Flour . . . that will give you super
power.
Flies . . . swarming round the pies.
Fishes . . . washing all the dishes.
Goats . . . eating all the oats.
Gravy . . . enough to float the navy.
Hats . . . being worn by hairless rats.
Kippers . . . in little furry slippers.
Lard . . . they sell it by the yard.
Leaders . . . slapping at the skeeters.
Meat . . . smelling like [Name's/
Sergeant's] feet.
Moths . . . eating through the cloths.
Pepsi . . . that gives you apoplexy.
Roaches . . . sleeping in the coaches.
Scouts . . . eating brussel sprouts.
Soot . . . they grow it by the foot.
Turtles . . . wearing rubber girdles.

leoniestacy

clumsy_cupcake wrote: »

Do I risk going for a wee and making a cuppa?

im going to risk it

and the wait goes on

martinjohn

What will be the best bargains to get when it comes on?

ashleighsalem

Sabrina237 wrote: »

Ashleighsalem, are you actually going out at that time? That is dedication!!

I think I may be a bit mad!!

Lauzipop

Losing the plot big time. Alarm went off which cued me glaring at the phone wanting to know who had the audacity to ring me at this time of the morning lol. Roll on 4am (hopefully).

Sabrina237

martinjohn wrote: »

What will be the best bargains to get when it comes on?

most is 70% off so depends what you're after

Ryliesmummy

For some strange reason, items in my back door link basket have gone to full price

Giggle

Are we there yet are we there yet

tracie_80

martinjohn wrote: »

What will be the best bargains to get when it comes on?

Not sure what you are expecting? its what was in the 50% off sale.