Everything Leads Into The (new year) Elite thread

Mildred1970

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

One for the night shift

http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/09/crazy-objects-stuck-in-bottom-x-ray-man-gets-bottle-stuck-in-anus-4256511/

OMG

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

(link may not work as there are rude words in it)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I love that he had no idea :rotfl::rotfl:

Doctor: Any idea why you're in pain?
Man: No
<goes to xray>
Doctor: there seems to be a bottle and a piece of wire up there
Man: Oh that, I forgot about that

:rotfl:

I bet A&E and the XRay staff are unshockable

TrulyMadly

Got my free Sainsburys One Pot Cookery book today.

Is it mrs Stinkychops I need to thank?:T

purpledonkey

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Evening all

Just had to rush up to dd as she needs a babysitter tomorrow as she has chance of extra hours and not a nursery day.
Shame as it means I will have to forgo my elite meet tomorrow but on plus side I get to spend the day with madam. We have yearly play passes, swimming passes and zoo passes so sure we will fill our day and hopefully grandma will get to play in the big m and s in tigers territory. Madam hates shopping with a passion though so might be wishful thinking.

Scamps a very import thing not touched on yet but please change your mr t clubcard emails and passwords asap as another source of revenue that could go astray.
I hope everything went as well as possible at the hospital for you.

I desperately want the vaseline sets. Managed to get cheap from superdrug last year but no price change yet and none on t direct. My shops have been stripped bare.

Did did achieve a few things today before my departure. Ordered a pre paid travel card which will be with me before I go.
Now any idea where I can get the best yearly travel insurance deal.
I let mine lapse as didn't go away last year. Can renew with them but a bit of cashback or vouchers would be nice.
V x

Virgin travel insurance are pretty reasonable with decent cover. Not sure on the cash back side of things (I haven't ventured into cash back yet :rotfl:)

bubbs

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Wonder where Chris is too:o

Im sure Chris said she was going away
Hope your ok TM?:D

TrulyMadly

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Evening all

Just had to rush up to dd as she needs a babysitter tomorrow as she has chance of extra hours and not a nursery day.
Shame as it means I will have to forgo my elite meet tomorrow but on plus side I get to spend the day with madam. We have yearly play passes, swimming passes and zoo passes so sure we will fill our day and hopefully grandma will get to play in the big m and s in tigers territory. Madam hates shopping with a passion though so might be wishful thinking.

Scamps a very import thing not touched on yet but please change your mr t clubcard emails and passwords asap as another source of revenue that could go astray.
I hope everything went as well as possible at the hospital for you.

I desperately want the vaseline sets. Managed to get cheap from superdrug last year but no price change yet and none on t direct. My shops have been stripped bare.

Did did achieve a few things today before my departure. Ordered a pre paid travel card which will be with me before I go.
Now any idea where I can get the best yearly travel insurance deal.
I let mine lapse as didn't go away last year. Can renew with them but a bit of cashback or vouchers would be nice.
V x

Hi VT
I used Debenhams last year via TCB and they paid up...think it was about £15 for a £25 annual policy

I passed a sporty little Audi in Durham today with the number plate
2 VT. And thought of you:)

Tinyshoes

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Think he said he has a big sausage or something:rotfl:

Would that be a saveloy?

TrulyMadly

bubbs wrote: »

Im sure Chris said she was going away
Hope your ok TM?:D

I'm feeling particularly gorgeous this evening bubbs:D

rebeccalb

Evening all. Sorry to hear of your problems scamps. Sadly some women are just nutters, this coming from a woman. My mum was an absolute nightmare when she went off on one. I remember her chucking all my dad's clothes out the window for no apparent reason. My sister and I made a long stick to get my dad's underwear off the guttering where it was flapping for all to see. :eek:



Picture of my little haul from local tesco, only went in for milk.

Jelly_Biactol

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Your right, there is a leaflet in store x

Which leaflet do we need to look for?
TIA

TrulyMadly

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Would that be a saveloy?

You know I'm not one for naming names TS