Everything Leads Into The (new year) Elite thread

zippydooda

cheeky zippy :rotfl:
I just posted on m&s fb page.

just got to say im an m&s convert after eating one of your £10 meal deals today. now the cheeky bit. ive got a new store opening near me on Wednesday, have you got any vouchers please. ill miss the opening promotions as im at work. tia

scamps1966

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

All I ever find at the bottom of my cereal is a little plastic toy:)

Lol, I was just looking in the cupboard and I noticed the inner packet was rolled down tight and as I was the last to have some, I just push it down, the proverbial light bulb lit up. :rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

All I ever find at the bottom of my cereal is a little plastic toy:)

In the 1970's :p:p

Tinyshoes wrote: »

That made me

We all know what I find at the bottom of my cereal boxes.

Pray tell :D:D

underperky wrote: »

Am pleased to hear things are getting better


if what slowly but at least right direction


glad you got a new sofa to sit on


....nasty mother in law hiding electric key

Can we make an effigy of her and put needles in it???

:mad::mad::mad:

pacifica9

Good evening all.

Thanks for the new thread Savvy :T - still catching up. Hope everyone has had a great day and I'm hoping for clear aurora-watching skies tonight!

Enterprise_1701C

underperky wrote: »

It was rubber handled pliers not spanner


and we only upgraded to rubber handle


after my father was informed that solid


metal ones could blow all the fuses


and probably the person that was turning tv over


the good old days

I have been meaning to ask for a while, why on earth do you type your posts in that manner please

scamps1966

zippydooda wrote: »

cheeky zippy :rotfl:
I just posted on m&s fb page.

:rotfl: No flies on you! :rotfl:

TrulyMadly

tigerwhite wrote: »

Excuse the article but I've just laughed my head off and had to share.. a daily mail article about men choosing clothes for their wives. The second couple look really good, the third is alright. But the first couple are laughable. Then someone commented at the bottom that her red dress looks like a bag of damp washing :rotfl: I'm still chuckling away at it, it's really tickled me. :rotfl:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2536138/The-wives-husbands-choose-ALL-clothes-Would-YOU-brave-same.html

It's tickled me too Tyger. I don't often laugh out loud when I'm on my own:rotfl:

Tinyshoes

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Pray tell :D:D

I thought everyone knew I had little visitors in my cereal stash last year. They got out of the Weetabix, little mite/weevil thingys. Had to throw quite a bit away and at least throw the boxes away if I managed to rescue any. I still have a few unopened inners sitting in a Sainsbob bag by my back door in quarantine. Annoyingly none of it was OOD or anything.

The Special K that was free from coupons was actually all fine but OOD. It was just anything that had been near the bloomin Weetabix. :mad:

Sunshinemummy

One for the night shift

http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/09/crazy-objects-stuck-in-bottom-x-ray-man-gets-bottle-stuck-in-anus-4256511/

OMG

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

(link may not work as there are rude words in it)

locarr

scamps1966 wrote: »

Evening peeps.

Thankyou for last night, my head was in a bit of a spin!!
Been very productive today. Locks changed and a couple of new padlocks on the sheds, thanks to a mate. After texting my wife about the gas and electric keys, she told me her mother has put them in the house somewhere!! So after 3 hours of searching, I found them.... In the bottom of a box of rice crispies. :mad: I know they're trying to wind me up but I wont bite.

No hospital today as the appointment was cancelled, 2 weeks until next one. :mad: Picked up a second hand sofa as well, so I have somewhere to sit.

Thankyou Willowwispy. :A

Jeez, did she leave you with anything?:mad:

what didn't she take!?