Everything Leads Into The (new year) Elite thread

davemorton

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Now it'll be all over your bloomin keyboard:eek:

And his head from scratching it, wondering what has gone on. then of course the door handle, etc....

aau1

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Now it'll be all over your bloomin keyboard:eek:

Nah, it seems to have soaked into the skin :rotfl:

On the plus side I have locked my Irn Bru APGs on my phone for printing tomorrow. :money:

I might open a can tomorrow to wash down the hat I'm going to have to eat (I can't believe they went through the tills at 2 for £2 afterall )

aau1

davemorton wrote: »

And his head from scratching it, wondering what has gone on. then of course the door handle, etc....

Please don't talk about my door handle :eek:

:rotfl:

aau1

:rotfl:

I see 10 ways is crediting "sexy dave" for the headphones

:rotfl:

fairclaire

Savvybuyer wrote: »

:eek:I've just come in (to the thread) and am part of the night shift.

Have you only just realised? :rotfl:

Evening Savvy

Savvybuyer

aau1 wrote: »

Great, just re-filled an ink cartridge and got black ink all over my hands

Turns out I didn't close the cap properly last time

No need for the - have you tried it while being autistic?:o:o Virtually always spill something or forget something.

In fact, that's my exaggeration - occasionally I forget, you know, first time in a long while, perhaps taking the sticky label thingy (whatever it's called:o) off and then putting my finger onto it will be fine (ink all over the place:rotfl:), then I try to minimise it and end up with even more ink on both me and the carpet:o:eek:, but at least next time I held the ink cartridge (with fine dexterity:rotfl::rotfl:*) at arm's length:rotfl:. Not always easy with the most subtle, extremely slight lack of dexterity problem. [I'd pass as normal on that to most people's eyes, but - ever so slightly - while that itself isn't so much as to be a "disability" - it's a little bit less than average. Like holding a potato between my fingers and trying to peel it (I prefer the SP Peeler as that just rips the skin off to shreds:) - much easier for me, though I suspect most people prefer the 'proper' peelers that peel properly and hold the potato between their fingers/thumbs in the 'right' way) but every other potato^ slips out of my hands and goes flying:rotfl::rotfl:.] Not, as they put it, "Mr P.E.".

* Roll-arounds as I'm joking and it's the opposite of the truth: in fact have to concentrate very hard, and think actively to do it, in order to keep it between my fingers/thumbs and not lose my grip of it. No dexterity at all me. (But not literally!)
^Again, not literal but a bit of an exaggeration.

Goodnight folks!! Love to speak with you again later.:):):wave:

emerald21

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Thanks, sorry I figured it out after the post x



Em... lovely :eek:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Well I believe in straight talking lol we all do it etc and it might help Bubbs knowing her bil s not the only one . I had it all over Christmas and if I ventured anywhere I could have done with one of R iley a nappies but made do with other things

. I couldn t go to the dr s as they weren t open. I just had to put up with it but has a bit of reassurance from NHS Direct. I was frightened as I d never experienced anything like it before.

Savvybuyer

fairclaire wrote: »

Have you only just realised? :rotfl:

Evening Savvy

Morning:D.

Sunshinemummy

emerald21 wrote: »

Well I believe in straight talking lol we all do it etc and it might help Bubbs knowing her bil s not the only one . I had it all over Christmas and if I ventured anywhere I could have done with one of R iley a nappies but made do with other things

. I couldn t go to the dr s as they weren t open. I just had to put up with it but has a bit of reassurance from NHS Direct. I was frightened as I d never experienced anything like it before.

I was only joking Em xxxxx It sounds a horrid experience.

But the flippant side of me thinks, I could do with having this for 8 hours once a week... I may fit into my clothes!

I will slap myself for this comment xx

fairclaire

I went on a scanning spree in Ts tonight in fact I was in there so long I was getting some irate texts from my OH .....well I was feeling rebellious , no I really did lose track of time.

CHECK THE SOFT DRINKS AISLE NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN!

I got a trolley full of RTC drinks with good dates on.....ocean spray bottles and cartons, Ribena cartons, Ts own brand squash, five alive cartons, fancy lemonade and ginger beer, various types of grape juice. The most I paid for anything was 74p They had loads. As I said, all good dates so must be discontinued stock so worth a look.

Don't know if anyone remembers me posting about the fab pencils that my son uses for school? Stabilo ergo something? Well they are usually about £7.25 in Ts but the packs with the sharpener are scanning at 10p. They come in pink and blue and left or right handed. Sorry for old pic (it's late) it's the one on the right. An absolute godsend for children with poor pencil control/fine motor skills