Elite christmas special

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Morning all x

Sunshinemummy

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Here's the joke..

Went to my local Tesco for Oxo cubes.

They were out of stock

What is another name for Oxo cubes? Yep, that's right, st*ck cubes!!:p

Now either I have lost the plot, Locarr's jokes aren't the greatest, you are indeed a bit scatty, OR you are just far too intelligent to 'get' jokes that mere mortals like me find funny.:p

I know which option my money is on!!:D:D

Nah,... neither scatty or intelligent. I think it is that I am deranged!

elliemoo

Morning all. Work again but off after this til next week.

Hope everyone has a good new year's eve.

Sunshinemummy

streetlights wrote: »

Hi Sunshinemummy that's it your my new freezer friend, I have been searching for ages, I am so happy:rotfl:

I do need to warn you that the kids eat anything and everything, so there won't be much left... but you are more them welcome to come and fill it up!

;);););)

tbw

zippydooda wrote: »

on windows its supposed to be alt + 0145 and 0146
but I cant get it to work:(

Zippy - can you remember the keys for half, quarter and three quarters ? I had it written down on a scrap of paper but I've had a tidy up !

Sunshinemummy

zippydooda wrote: »

not quite caught up yet but :wall:
:rotfl: read it again its a joke. (locarr's post) oxo =stock

As my brain has not woke up... I have now 'got' the joke!

It is like the ones my grandfather used to tell.....bad!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Sunshinemummy

calmspirit wrote: »

well I NEVER!!!!! I am SOOOO out of practice!!!!

OK mission now is to create a dating profile that will get me a man I want to wear VPL knickers for rather than the date I had ages ago wearing pull me in knickers:D:D

what the fiddlesticks ?
:D:D

At least you are wearing knickers...

;););););)

wirehair

Good morning

Sunshinemummy

jax.26 wrote: »

Hi

Has anyone used the jus-rol to top a steak pie? It seems thinner than I would usually roll a pastry to top the pie, so I was thinking of placing one on top of another (would this work?) to give a thicker pastry top.

On xmas eve I also got a heavily reduced turkey using the £5 off £40 spend. I offered the vchr to other peeps who were grateful except for a couple who just looked at me like I was trying to con them somehow!! Anyhow, I decided to leave them there anyhow as I hate vchrs going to waste... and still peeps never used them!!

x

I have and it was huge! But I used puff pastry

I tried to make a millie fillue (sorry spelling is atrocious) it was about 5 inches high!! Hence it became cream puffs!!

Sunshinemummy

David. wrote: »

Damn another one I thought was a man
:rotfl:

David. Did you think I was a man!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D