Elite christmas special

Sunshinemummy

tweets wrote: »

That makes 2 of us.

Great result for Manu the lads are coming good :T:T:T

Tweets, from Cartier's website re: love screw!

'This bracelet is a universal symbol of love and commitment. The LOVE bracelet, created in 1970s New York, has sealed the passionate romances of a host of iconic couples. The LOVE bracelet is a flat bangle studded with screws that locks to the wrist. Opened and fastened with a screwdriver, the piece serves to sanctify inseparable love. This undeniably elegant unisex piece forms the basis of this signature jewelry collection. Bracelet, ring or necklace: how far would you go for love?'

Sounds like a posh piece of bondage to me!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Sunshinemummy

underperky wrote: »

Mine looks like a hint of Richard Gere,

A dash of Tom Cruise

a smidgen of Beckham

Rolled up with a bit of Robbie and Mel

Thrown in for good measure:o:money::p:o:o:o:o

I can understand Robbie... I do like a bad boy!

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Sunshinemummy

EMMAP wrote: »

Oh yum! I've said it before and I'll say it again, your house is beautiful. Anyone want to put their name down to date TM instead? :D

I agree!

:D:D:D:D:D

Sunshinemummy

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I've stopped googling naughty words since FC mentioned GH's.

I lulled myself into a false state of security and dared to look up PD's urban dictionary definition and it scarred me for life.

I realise this might not make sense to some but believe me it's for the best

PD's meaning shocked me... and that is not easily done!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

nerfdad

bubbs wrote: »

I agree:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
TM did you sort out about your money with those trainers?

Emma i would like it sooner, but can wait, although saying that not had a cancellation YET:rotfl::rotfl:

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I think mrs nerf must be an absolute angel:A

She's lucky to have me:cool:

bubbs

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

After Christmas I am round!

Im always round:rotfl::rotfl:

thick_tom

underperky wrote: »

In true Blind date style
shouldn't Tom ask
us all to answer 3 questions
......
and who is going to sell the domino card ???

Q1: do you have a blind dog?
Q2: have you ever milked a cow?
Q3: if you spent the night in a cold forest and can only have one of these things with you which would you pick?: a) a gun, b) a blanket, or c) me




.................. am off for a long hot soapy bath now

tweets

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Tweets, from Cartier's website re: love screw!

'This bracelet is a universal symbol of love and commitment. The LOVE bracelet, created in 1970s New York, has sealed the passionate romances of a host of iconic couples. The LOVE bracelet is a flat bangle studded with screws that locks to the wrist. Opened and fastened with a screwdriver, the piece serves to sanctify inseparable love. This undeniably elegant unisex piece forms the basis of this signature jewelry collection. Bracelet, ring or necklace: how far would you go for love?'

Sounds like a posh piece of bondage to me!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D

:eek: Thank you now I know why they sell them with screwdrivers on Amazon :D:D

EMMAP

underperky wrote: »

I am afraid Emmap I must

Disqualify myself

As I have MISINFORMED

I have false coloured bits in my hair

To hide the grey

So rather than bring shame

And the paparazzi to the Elite thread

I step down head held high

Oh deary me. Tom is this a deal breaker? :rotfl:

We may have to reschedule the auditions as all the ladies are running off!

tweets

thick_tom wrote: »

Q1: do you have a blind dog?
Q2: have you ever milked a cow?
Q3: if you spent the night in a cold forest and can only have one of these things with you which would you pick?: a) a gun, b) a blanket, or c) me




.................. am off for a long hot soapy bath now

Q1 When she wants to be
Q2 No
Q3 A blanket