Elite christmas special

thick_tom

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

I have my good points :cool:

you most certainly do

nerfdad

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Just been to Mr Shoes to pick up my two Tetris lamp orders from Christmas eve. Now the proud owner of two lamps, one John Frieda hairdryer, one Toni & Guy hairdryer and 18 x 500ml bottles of Listerine.. :D

Fingers crossed for everyone still waiting for last night's orders..

Thank god you listerine order worked:p:D:D

scottishshortie

tweets wrote: »

Who do you support ? Manu supporter here

Just mylocal little team

thick_tom

underperky wrote: »

Ahem......
I can cook ....tho prefer a man in my kitchen
I don't even OWN any false eye lashes ,
tan,
boobs,
or hair or chicken fillets but I have
got all my own hair
and teeth and eyes and limbs
although I do seem to acquired some
extra girth since I stopped smoking
Don't drink
spit and swear only when necessary
and always let the man have the TV controls
truly the only way to keep a man happy , and I have an old waistcoat with Eric Bristow on ..... for any darts fans out there
I am ONE HUNDRD AND EIGHHHHHTTTTTYYYYYY

MINUS 179

you're through to the next round perky

Mrs_stinkface

fairclaire wrote: »

Ive just got back from Ts too. My order was also packed in separate boxes which caused much confusion. All present and correct though

:j yay :j

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

Just been to Mr Shoes to pick up my two Tetris lamp orders from Christmas eve. Now the proud owner of two lamps, one John Frieda hairdryer, one Toni & Guy hairdryer and 18 x 500ml bottles of Listerine.. :D

Fingers crossed for everyone still waiting for last night's orders..

I have a vision of you sat next to your Tetris lamp blow drying your hair with the freshest breath known to man :rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

scottishshortie wrote: »

Men or eyelashes
:

Men!

You can buy your own eyelashes!

:D:D:D:D

Sunshinemummy

nerfdad wrote: »

Apple;):o:D:D

ooh I hope so!

nerfdad

Mrs_stinkface wrote: »

I have a vision of you sat next to your Tetris lamp blow drying your hair with the freshest breath known to man :rotfl:

Tom is out and it's now sfsb in:cool:

TrulyMadly

I had to google a Tetris Lamp

savingbabs

SpiralingDown wrote: »

Thanks guys, had quite an emotional Xmas. Never put a tree up or anything! Just as well my brother made the dinner or we'd have been eating a turkey sandwich instead
Realised on Xmas eve just how lonely I felt
Hopefully the new year will be better.

SD hope next year is the one to make you smile again, don't forget the elite is here whenever you need hem