The Good, the Mad & the Lovely

nerfdad

fuzzgun19 wrote: »

I don't see any days, I just clicled on the tree app and it said choose a can.

How many days have you opened a can on the tree?

purpledonkey

Mildred1970 wrote: »

Morning all :wave:

Hope your cloud blows away quickly tweets :easter:

(I know it's not easter but this reminds me of you )

PD :rotfl: His face at 2:26 :rotfl:

1:20 is my favourite, done that a couple of times. :rotfl:

pattylabelle

izzy65 wrote: »

Hello kind forum friends of izzy, she speaks very highly of you all, shes taken unwell at the moment (her daughter here) i will try and work out how to use this site and keep you informed
Rgds
Keri

Hope shes on the mend and back soon. Lots of love.XXXX

savingbabs

FloFlo wrote: »

Can't see any of these on msm in 3 for £2 offer - best buy with them would seem to be jammy dodgers vs T bogof
3 for £2
tasties morning coffee
tasties nice
foxs party chic rings
foxs sports biscuits
foxs malted moos

I can see them

Sunshinemummy

EMMAP wrote: »

Fair enough! I do watch a lot of TV and always have. Then again I make it too so I might be more than a little biased love love love it.

I've recorded a doc on CS Lewis that was on BBC4 recently. Supposed to be a blinder apparently :money:

Sounds a very interesting job, and it is great you love it x

I will look at this on the internet, as I do enjoy telly when I get the chance... then I drive people mad telling them about a TV programme I had watched, they look at me like I am mad!!!



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FloFlo

savingbabs wrote: »

I can see them

Spoilsport

Sunshinemummy

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

Calories That Don't Count
Other People's Food A chocolate mousse that you did not order has no calories. Therefore, have your companion order dessert and you taste half of it.
Food eaten while standing up: All food eaten while standing has no calories. Exactly why is not clear, but the current theory relates to gravity. The calories apparently bypass the stomach flowing directly down the legs and through the soles of the feet into the floor, like electricity. Walking seems to accelerate this process, so that a frozen custard or hot dog eaten at a carnival actually has a calorie deficit.
Children's food: Anything produced, purchased or intended for minors is calorie-free when eaten by adults. This category covers a wide range, beginning with a spoonful of baby tapioca -- consumed for demonstration purposes -- up to and including cookies baked and sent to university.
Unveven Edges: Pies and cakes should be cut neatly, in even wedges or slices. If not, the responsibility falls on the person putting them away to "straighten up the edges" by slicing away the offending irregularities, which have no calories when eaten.
TV FOOD: Anything eaten in front of the TV has no calories. This may have something to do with radiation leakage, which negates not only the calories in the food but also all recollection of having eaten it. Entire no-calorie dinners are now manufactured and frozen for this purpose.
Food that doesn't taste good doesn't count. This is an enormous category covering a diverse range including airline food, cafeteria meals, and dinner at your sister-in-law's. Also dinners manufactured to be eaten in front of the TV.
ANYTHING SMALLER THAN ONE INCH: contains no calories to speak of. For example: chocolate kisses, maraschino cherries, cubes of cheese.
LEFT-HANDED FOOD: If you have a drink in your right hand, anything eaten with the other hand has no calories. Several principles are at work here. First of all, you're probably standing up at a cocktail party. Then there's the electronic field: a wet glass in one hand forms a negative charge to reverse the polarity of the calories attracted to the other hand. I'm not exactly sure how it works, but it's reversible if you're left-handed.
CAKES WITH WRITING ON THEM: Primarily fat, starch and sugar, all cakes are horrendously fattening. However, the calories can be eliminated simply by inscribing "Happy Birthday, Charlie" or "Good Luck, Alice" in colored icing. Not only is it unnecessary to decline, it's impolite.
FOOD ON TOOTHPICKS: Sausages, cheese and the like are all fattening unless impaled on frilled toothpicks. The insertion of a sharp object allows the calories to leak out the bottom.
LEFTOVERS: An extra pork chop, the crust of bread, anything intended for the rubbish has no calories regardless of what happens to it in the kitchen.
FOOD EATEN QUICKLY: If you are rushed through a meal, the entire meal doesn't count. Conversely, if you have ordered something fattening and now regret it, you can minimize its calories by gulping it down.
CUSTOM MADE FOOD: Anything somebody made "just for you" must be eaten regardless of the calories because to do otherwise would be uncaring and insensitive. Your kind intentions will not go unrewarded.

OMG, this is what I think, but I still get fat!

:o:o:o:o:o

purpledonkey

tweets wrote: »

Buyitall hope duty free cheers you up

Definitely wont be playing Queen I don't like them that much :rotfl:

Its time to get me and Poppy ready and go to mums cya all later :santa2:

I'm the same kinda, I like Queen but they're not my first choice. These are also good for cheering oneself up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48
(Remix of Christian Bale's rant, contains a lot of swears and Barbra Streisand)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk
(Masterchef remix)

Sometimes all you need is a bit of silliness

dipdap

Stuck in a school concert for the next 2 hours
I'm sure they use squeaking recorders as a form of torture!
Gonna be a bad mum and play candy crush and do some shopping research (and read here obviously)

nerfdad

Just having a chat with my 4yo about putting chock on the tree and all he says is "I eat it":o:eek::rotfl: