The Mad(ness) that is the Elite. He's gone, but was one of the best :A

Tinyshoes

I think I would like to play bingo just so I could use a dapper. :rotfl:

thick_tom

one super-soft landing coming up - night campers

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Saversue

tweets wrote: »

Glad I made you smile I wrapped coat up and nearly took up to post office in the afternoon but couldn't be bothered. Good job I didn't would have sent my old work coat back to them :eek:

I once went to work wearing a different left and right shoe:rotfl: In my defence they were both black, but different size heels - only noticed when started to walk funny about lunchtime.

Call_of_Trouty

silvercar wrote: »

Excellent that you are buying one, I can rely on you to find the best price.

DS2 has requested one, "If it is expensive can you ask other family members to give you a contribution instead of a separate present". Half an hour later my sister tells me DS2 replied to her "what would you like?" text with a request for an amazon voucher!

There won't be any bargains this side of Christmas im afraid.

aau1

Saversue wrote: »

I once went to work wearing a different left and right shoe:rotfl: In my defence they were both black, but different size heels - only noticed when started to walk funny about lunchtime.

liquid lunch was it? :beer:

QPR10

locarr wrote: »

I would but your inbox is full.:cool:

Behave I'm not arguing but I will clear a space if you wish

I like to keep my "special" messages which is why its often full, I just found one from Mad bless him

aau1

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moving on

Shortfatscotsbloke

frequent wrote: »

scamps1966 wrote: »

frequent wrote: »

you should have thought about that before you published my name.

I claim no benefits,

you claim, able to scam supermarkets and able to sell on the carboot but unable to work...keep talking.

Hi FQ..
My apologies if I jumped on your earlier posts too quickly. Can you point us all to where scamps "Published your name" in a manner that displeased you? This might give us all an idea as to how we might best comment on your posts?
Thanks
SFSB

Mildred1970

fairclaire wrote: »

:eek::eek: the last time I googled something from here that I didn't know what it was, I had to sit in a dark room for a week :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Gloryhole?

pattylabelle

See some of the boys on here- they need a good spanking....and then others don't deserve it:D:D