Need a Funny Poem for a Pregnant Mum

BargainJunky

My friend is leaving work on Friday to have her baby.

Does anyone know a funny shortish poem to put in her leaving card.

Thanks for reading.

seashore321

Youre leaving on Friday to have a baby,
It'll be a girl or boy no if's or maybe,
So remember us working hard,
As you start to feel like a lump of lard,
When the joyous day it does come,
And you need to sit on a ring to help your bum!
We need the same and we are not a MUM!!

Very poor I know but just off the top of my head!! Or do you need a soppy one?

Wonder_Girl

I just google baby poem and found this -

Congratulations On Your Baby

We hear you've created a cute little tot
You're staring adoringly; you love him/her a lot.
Congratulations Good Work! Let's give a cheer!
You're baby will get cuter with every year!

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

msflowerfairy

We are sorry to see you leave to give birth to a bairn,
6 months at home you will be ready to return
the the pooping, the crying, the long sleepless nights
to return to your friends will feel ever so right,
so don't be a stranger, and keep in touch,
Forever your friends we will miss you so much!

Lots of love etc etc....just made it up, what do you think?