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mrsmac10

BrummieBungo wrote: »

:jHello. Time to stop lurking and join in.:beer:

Welcome from me too. Enjoy:wave:

Wool27

Just wondering how long we are going to have to carry on having a giggle at the asda ban saga.

No apology for being to he point. The rules were blatently broken, again and again, but its ok? And still blagging about copious amounts of alcohol whilst being upset about not being able to 'buy' some pasta?

Not so funny if another cap was to come into force?

TrulyMadly

Westvleteren wrote: »

Afternoon

Been a few days since I last posted, feeling a bit out the loop......

Cold and frosty this morning, -5, but the bonus of a lovely crisp blue sky :j:j Believe the Cairngorm ski centre is open so anyone local fancy some early season skiing :cool:

Tat is healing nicely - at the flaky itchy stage

Thanks bubbs :beer:

I am honestly such a nugget at times. I fretted over your last post about needles and ribs and everything went through my mind. I didn't dare pm in case you were ill and no one else commented on the thread so I assumed I'd missed something important. Then you went quiet.

So it's a bloomin tattoo :rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

Joke...maybe better for the night shift!

It was the postman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing equipment.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate s*x he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, bacon, black pudding, sausage, beans, mushrooms and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a pot of Yorkshire tea.

As she was pouring, he noticed a quid right next to his mug. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the quid for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "Scr*w him and just give him a quid."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

TrulyMadly

It's not a tattoo of a chicken by an chance:rotfl:

scamps1966

MrsBartolozzi wrote: »

You'd have to use it with a clubcard. These are usually traceable though, so the wombled one will be associated with your account. Not great if they say it was stolen rather than lost...

Thankyou. I thought so. I'll hand it in at T's.

mhoc

I collected one lonely rec from Tosco today, an item of interest on it, useful for
asda v sainsbobs
asda v morriosn shops

1x
SOFT & GENTLE KIND TO SKIN 250ML

- £2.50 £2.50 £1.25 £1.25

also useul for sada v morriosns shops
1x
NESTLE KITKAT CHUNKY MILK 4 PACK 192G

£1.49 £1.00 £1.55 £1.00

michjay_2

HopePray wrote: »

Im in mourning, no more Big Night In, they have replaced it with Christmas party food :-(((

I know I went to get some of the curries yesterday and was very sad when i got to the spot where they usually are and saw christmas food

fuzzgun19

Yoghurt_Queen wrote: »

Actually, the manager even said that I could take my shopping, but I obviously couldn't pay with APgs. Which I thought odd. I was in a rush to get out of the store to be quite frank. And when I walked out, the security guard didn't even glance at me.

Also, they didn't have any details about me, ie. name and address. I stupidly/rightly gave my real name and address when they asked for it. As at that point, I was petrified that I would be sent to the police station.

There was no mention of the police. Thinking about it now, why would there be?

Its just that, at a time like that, you get scared and think the worst.

This post also attempts to fill any gaps that I've missed out in case it helps someone who goes through the same experience. I will try another asda when i'm ready. To see if i'm not banned from all stores.

I'm so glad I didn't have to grapple with the security guard on the floor! :rotfl:
He looked a bit unwashed to be honest.

Also, I don't feel like going on a murder spree, you'll all be relieived to know.

Finally, I'm not a popular poster on this thread. I'm quite new. But the support i've received is very very much appreciated and i'm sure that not all posters would go over 100.00. But a proportion would/have. This is why I think I have received so much support because of that. Not that I'm a popular poster at all. Thank you again. I'm so gellous of all the folk who are out shopping in asda currently. I bet everybody is filling their boots.

YQ you should get one of those realistic masks, and go get some bargains! lol :rotfl:

Dizzy_Ditzy

Scamps I was at cribbs this morning and they've got some finish stuff but I didn't try it cos it's not a glitch for me

No £5 coffee machines either