engaging loving intrepid tempestuous enterprise

tweets

Watching 'The Dog Rescuers' on channel 5 wont tell you what I could do to the owners :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

purpledonkey

tweets wrote: »

Watching 'The Dog Rescuers' on channel 5 wont tell you what I could do to the owners :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

I was just watching that

bubbs

Just seen this ad it made me titter:D

Children just should not pick on their elders who have considerably
more cunning than them

Yesterday, my daughter again asked why I didn't do something
useful with my time.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her
favourite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me," and suggested I go down to the
senior centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this, and when I got home last night I decided to teach
her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 79 years old, and you're
going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a
membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed
up for five jumps a week," I told her. She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes
it can be fun !

Tinyshoes

aau1 wrote: »

I wonder how many times they've had to change the till rolls on the SS in CoTs local today :think:

:rotfl:

They won't need to change them at mine, one shop and I'm too to try again. :eek: That is if I did same as him. :whistle:

Call_of_Trouty

purpledonkey wrote: »

CoT does that genuinely work? Also was that 1 or 10

Dunno, never tried it


Can you tell i'm bored

midwinter

bubbs wrote: »

Just seen this ad it made me titter:D

Children just should not pick on their elders who have considerably
more cunning than them

Yesterday, my daughter again asked why I didn't do something
useful with my time.
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her
favourite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me," and suggested I go down to the
senior centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this, and when I got home last night I decided to teach
her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 79 years old, and you're
going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a
membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed
up for five jumps a week," I told her. She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes
it can be fun !

:rotfl::rotfl:

:T Thank you!

bubbs

midwinter wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl:

:T Thank you!

Glad you liked it :rotfl::rotfl:

purpledonkey

Call_of_Trouty wrote: »

Dunno, never tried it

Suuuuure I need to pop out for a few baking bits, will test and report back.

TrulyMadly

Yoghurt_Queen wrote: »

All four shops of Snakes done at 7 ish this morning, working fine. Got another 60.00+GBP back over four receipts!

Just checked out your photo. Very impressive:beer:

So pleased it's still going and lots of people are managing to get some:T

Enjoying your hudl Scampi?:D

Thanks to Thrifty for sending Mad a card. You are so caring and thoughtful:A

rebeccalb

Well due to being stuck inside, my present cupboard is sorted. Can safely say I have all Xmas presents and back ups for when my sister comes over panicking that she hasn't got any 3 days before Xmas :mad::)

Who else is ready?