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Need a payday loan

Hallo. I am in a fix. I have been through all the payday loan companies who will give us loans, and have run out of options for more loans. It's a bit of a bind many of the companies are owned by a larger companies, the subsidiaries often say NO!

Any ickle, secret, hidden companies on the dark side of Google anyone knows about? The last loan was a few days ago, and we caned that. It's Saturday and we is poor again. Don't like being poor. So any suggestions would be gratefully received. Obviously no dodgy break ya legs stuff please. We only got four between us.

Must be instant payout. Accept the unemployed. Not attached to other lenders. Direct lender only. Preferably none of that send us your bank statements business... Oh, and I don't wanna have to leave the house. It's too cold. No Cash converters style thanking you, besides, it's too late.

We been to and had loans through... Next. Minicredit. Peachy. Wonga. Myjar. Quickquid. Cash central. Some others but I forget. They are all a bit reluctant to give us more money. :(

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  • SnowTiger
    SnowTiger Posts: 4,461 Forumite
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    psychohell wrote: »
    Hallo. I am in a fix. I have been through all the payday loan companies who will give us loans, and have run out of options for more loans. It's a bit of a bind many of the companies are owned by a larger companies, the subsidiaries often say NO!

    Any ickle, secret, hidden companies on the dark side of Google anyone knows about? The last loan was a few days ago, and we caned that. It's Saturday and we is poor again. Don't like being poor. So any suggestions would be gratefully received. Obviously no dodgy break ya legs stuff please. We only got four between us.

    Must be instant payout. Accept the unemployed. Not attached to other lenders. Direct lender only. Preferably none of that send us your bank statements business... Oh, and I don't wanna have to leave the house. It's too cold. No Cash converters style thanking you, besides, it's too late.

    We been to and had loans through... Next. Minicredit. Peachy. Wonga. Myjar. Quickquid. Cash central. Some others but I forget. They are all a bit reluctant to give us more money. :(

    Join Date: Apr 2009

    Wow. It took the troll four and a half years to venture from beneath his bridge.
  • matttye
    matttye Posts: 4,828 Forumite
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    I'll lend you it. Just message me with your bank details ;)
    What will your verse be?

    R.I.P Robin Williams.
  • Can't really say what I think as I am on a yellow!
  • forgotmyname
    forgotmyname Posts: 32,834 Forumite
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    Why are they reluctant to give you more money? Do you pay them back?

    No job, Not allowed to check your bank statements or have proof of who you are.

    Probably only me left to lend you money. I get little Bill to pop round with the cash. He just wants a small security deposit. Car, House, Wife, Kids, Arm & leg etc.

    Dont worry about the interest. The loan lasts forever.

    Is that the sort of loan your after?
    Censorship Reigns Supreme in Troll City...

  • oldhand
    oldhand Posts: 3,748 Forumite
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    matttye wrote: »
    I'll lend you it. Just message me with your bank details ;)

    Do NOT send anyone your bank details as they will only scam you,instead email me a money voucher for £69.99 to cover admin costs only and I will be happy to supply an instant loan....
  • I'd be happy to lend you some money. Honestly, I would. Wait there, I'll get my purse. PM me your bank details, you sound like an honest chap, I'm sure you'll pay it all back. How much do you want?
  • oldhand wrote: »
    Do NOT send anyone your bank details as they will only scam you,instead email me a money voucher for £69.99 to cover admin costs only and I will be happy to supply an instant loan....

    Do not trust the above poster.

    He must be a con artist, I can do it for £69.98
    Owing on CC £00.00 :j

    It's like shooting nerds in a barrel
  • eschaton
    eschaton Posts: 2,060 Forumite
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    Do not trust the above poster.

    He must be a con artist, I can do it for £69.98


    Nothing but a conman there.

    I'll do it for £69.49 and promise to only only break one knee cap if you don't pay it back.
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