Extra I'll change the title later when I can think of something cool enough!

fairclaire

zippydooda wrote: »

hi all, those of you that know me, know Fridays is my night out. i probably have 2 more than i should as there is live music on my route home.
well when i woke the next day about 11.30am i could not find my iphone, so i rang it and it was nowhere to be heard. so i looked on the cloud to locate it. it looked to be in a street not fa from my house. so i took dog for a walk to look for it. got near to where satellite said it was and asked a couple in there gardes had they seen it . they rang it for me and still could not be heard.
the man then said to me did i fall over or anything (i had said i had too many) then i suddenly remembered i had fallen over a garden wall (somewhere). luckily i take the exact same route all the time and looked for likely walls. then i seen one with a few £1 coins in the mud on the other side. so i called the helpful neighbours over and they rang my phone again. we could hear a feint ring tone. the phone was actually buried under a layer of mud. wow got phone back. i gave the neighbours some chocolates as they would not take anything else.
then dw comes home from work and says what a state i was in last night. she said i was kneeling in a praying position with head turned sideways on the bed asleep. with a rustlers with one bite out of it on the side. i did not even put the sauce on it. (did in the morning though when i finished it) so i also have mud on a good pair of trousers and my best jacket (ted baker outlet). i only drink once a week and that's pints, i just got to realise i aint as young as i used to be. its the 2 extra i drink because of the live music on the way home. i only went there this time as it was the last night. but that's my little story off my chest. :o:o:o:o:o
dare say ill be out next week though

Ahh bless you zippy So funny! I for one am glad you have moved on to rustlers from black jacks! :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

You've been missed! :kisses3:

davemorton

Fantastic Zippy!! Love it!!

kadiekaismummi

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Tins of biscuits

:D:D:D

Im gonna be even blonder now :cool: , what sort of tin of biscuits! ??

Thank you sunshinemummy,:T

My brain isnt functioning as well as normal, so I thinks me is a liccle tired so going to say nighty night to all you lovely elite out there, & heres hoping for a super duper glitchy week ahead .... Good Night Sleep Tight, mind the bedbugs dont bite!

Sunshinemummy

kadiekaismummi wrote: »

Im gonna be even blonder now :cool: , what sort of tin of biscuits! ??

Thank you sunshinemummy,:T

My brain isnt functioning as well as normal, so I thinks me is a liccle tired so going to say nighty night to all you lovely elite out there, & heres hoping for a super duper glitchy week ahead .... Good Night Sleep Tight, mind the bedbugs dont bite!

With a trellis and a panda on the front!

:T:T:T

zippydooda

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I love the Rustlers... and the fact you ate it the next morning

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I bet your wife was not happy changing the bed sheets :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

oh the bed was ok

zippydooda

davemorton wrote: »

Fantastic Zippy!! Love it!!

did you go out Saturday?

fairclaire

Zippy, did you pick up the £1 coins From the mud?? They must have been yours! :p:rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

Patty

I love your post

:j:j:j:j:j

aau1

WishI'dReadSooner wrote: »

Someone please tell the star chasers that after 3 it's probably 2500 posts or more that gets the next star.

There is funny, at first but then it gets ridiculous! 250 posts in 1 day is crazy! Pity the poor people trying to catch up if a comment is made after virtually every post. BORING!

Today is the first day for months that I have skipped

I'm off on holiday tomorrow so i'll probably not be on all week. You'll probably be on another thread by then. :eek :

pattylabelle

Vinnies