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Looking for a loan

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  • John1993_2
    John1993_2 Posts: 1,090 Forumite
    What can you offer as security?

    I'm going to want something that I can liquidate for 10x the loan amount.
  • Tixy
    Tixy Posts: 31,455 Forumite
    John1993 wrote: »
    What can you offer as security?

    I'm going to want something that I can liquidate for 10x the loan amount.

    Carrots? Carrot juice sells for 10x more than carrots....


    ...oh wait thats liquidise.
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  • John1993_2
    John1993_2 Posts: 1,090 Forumite
    Tixy wrote: »
    Carrots? Carrot juice sells for 10x more than carrots....


    ...oh wait thats liquidise.

    I was hoping for his first born, which I believe is traditional.
  • fart
    fart Posts: 376 Forumite
    I'll give you the money if you first come and plaster 3 ceilings in my new house.
  • Thrugelmir
    Thrugelmir Posts: 89,546 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    walkeran wrote: »

    P.P.S. The house should sell, for the simple fact, that my father will need the money.

    Ask your father to transfer the money to you.
  • ViolaLass
    ViolaLass Posts: 5,764 Forumite
    I'll do it, but there's a £50 up front fee.
  • poppasmurf_bewdley
    poppasmurf_bewdley Posts: 5,943 Forumite
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    Apples2 wrote: »
    There's money to be earned down the docks...

    Blackadder got sixpence. :)
    "There are not enough superlatives in the English language to describe a 'Princess Coronation' locomotive in full cry. We shall never see their like again". O S Nock
  • walkeran
    walkeran Posts: 4 Newbie
    Only £90 pounds left to raise.
  • Clive_Woody
    Clive_Woody Posts: 5,966 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    walkeran wrote: »
    Only £90 pounds left to raise.

    Go Apples, sounds like it was good advice...
    :D
    "We act as though comfort and luxury are the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about” – Albert Einstein
  • Apples2
    Apples2 Posts: 6,442 Forumite
    Thats a lot of sixpences, OP must be very pretty.
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