Free Kindle Book - Day Of Reckoning

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http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0060PDHH2?ie=UTF8&link_code=as3&camp=211163&creative=375279&creativeASIN=B0060PDHH2

Product Description

This prequel to Roger Knowles’s ‘The Naked Emperor’ is an hour by hour account of the day during which our hapless hero, Simon Jones, realises that his life must change direction if his sanity is to be preserved.

Starting with an accusation of indecent exposure, Simon’s day goes from bad to worse and includes incidents involving a pram with a faulty spark plug, a tea break conversation involving death by farts, a spectacle wearing monkey, an exploding boob, a fat man in a bad mood, a chip shop fight, the near purchase of a pet alligator and a carnal interlude ruined by a hind leg.