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  • MKS
    MKS Posts: 10,328 Forumite
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    David. wrote: »
    Well I know that (drunken zippy tells all) :rotfl: old ;)

    Less of your cheek!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    logie :grouphug: :D
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    MKS wrote: »
    Less of your cheek!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    Mmmm so older :rotfl:
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • MKS
    MKS Posts: 10,328 Forumite
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    fairclaire wrote: »
    Talking of........at my induction thingy the other night. A hot topic of conversation was the 'official' length of girls school skirts!
    The answer from the (around 30ish) male teacher was. Use your own sense and bear in mind us male teachers. Covering underwear is usually good :eek::eek:. Good answer I thought, as the school DS2 is going to has very!! short skirts as part of their uniform.
    At my school we got sent home if our knees were showing :o:rotfl::rotfl:

    Ah but did you have to kneel down every Monday morning and have your skirts measured from the ground? Knees, what are they?
  • aau1
    aau1 Posts: 19,401 Forumite
    MKS wrote: »
    Ah but did you have to kneel down every Monday morning and have your skirts measured from the ground? Knees, what are they?

    Not on Mondays, no :o
    Apparently, everybody knows that the bird is [strike]the word[/strike] a moorhen
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  • MKS
    MKS Posts: 10,328 Forumite
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    davemorton wrote: »
    No, just puuurrrrrrfect!!! And the light frosting on the bottle adds to the aesthetics ;)

    It would be the contents of the glass that I'd be looking at and tasting.
  • elliemoo
    elliemoo Posts: 4,593 Forumite
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    MKS wrote: »
    Ah but did you have to kneel down every Monday morning and have your skirts measured from the ground? Knees, what are they?

    We wore an A'line bottle green pinafore with brown socks and brown shoes, attrractive.

    In my DD's school no more than 2 inches above the knee.
  • MKS
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    David. wrote: »
    Mmmm so older :rotfl:

    Please don't brag. :D
  • Mildred1970
    Mildred1970 Posts: 4,794 Forumite
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    TrulyMadly wrote: »
    You up late MKS?:):T
    MKS wrote: »
    You're having a laugh Jim, if you think that I'm giving my age away!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    MKS wrote: »
    And the list is a bit out of date. Zippy, your sins will always find you out.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Hmm :think:

    Up late, you don't like garlic, you won't give your age away, don't like things to be too cold.

    MKS are you by any chance a vampire?

    _pale_

    :eek:
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